J O T D

[je2wheeler]

Joke of the day huh?... Too bad I cant post a picture of my paycheck... Now thats a joke.

My boss pays me weekly - very weakly!

[planedick]

Canadian blond joke

As a North Bay trucker stops for a red light on Hwy.11, a
Blonde catches up.. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his
Truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the
Window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you
Are losing some of your load!"
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
Catches up again. She jumps out of her car runs up and
Knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.
As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,
"Hi, my name is Heather, and you are
Losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
Continues down the street. At the third red light, the same
Thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up,
Knocks on the truck door.
The trucker lowers the window.. Again she says, "Hi, my
Name is Heather, and you are
Losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to
The next light When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets
Out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on
Her window, and as she lowers it, he says,...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in CANADA , and
I'm driving the SALT TRUCK."

[Rasputin]

[jwhughes3]

Probably

Greece would probably help them to slip in and out easily...


Ed you are a sick man... that's why I like you.

John

[Special Ed]

What if...

If Iraq attacked Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?
Special Ed

[GNEPIG]

Joke of the day huh?... Too bad I cant post a picture of my paycheck... Now thats a joke.

[cywelchjr]

Ironically I actually get more waves from Harley riders than pretty much any other. At least around HERE for most of them, it's more about that you RIDE than about what. Yes, they will RIB me about riding jap crap, but it's a fun jesting, not a mean jesting, as they will rib each other about which model they ride too. As a matter of fact, more than one has commented "I used to own and XS11 back in the day, an awesome bike". Now a one armed BMW rider, they would certainly not wave back unless you were on a BMW and wearing the correct brand of gear.

[hamjam]

why? he wont wave back to you guys on yamahas

[je2wheeler]

A wave in time ....

Q: How do you get a one armed Harley rider out of a tree?

A: Wave at him

[planedick]

Little red wagon

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied.The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had
tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your
rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'

[cueball]

People Of Limited Intelligence Called Experts

[johnboi71]

Beer Hormones

not sure if this has been posted before and too lazy to look thru 80 pages


A word of warning to all male beer drinkers.....
Beer contains female hormones
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results
of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in
beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is
that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that
by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

[xs11jack]

Harley Rider's intelligence test

Stopped into a truck stop for gas one day, I went in to pay, passing a Harley parked in front of the building. Inside, I went looking for a snack and found the Harley rider standing in front of the coffee cups and thermos jugs. He had a thermos in each hand, examining them carfully. He turned to me and said "This says that these things will keep cold things cold and hot things hot. So... How does it know????"
Ole Jack

[Special Ed]

Link to a funny Daily Show

John Stewart's take on media bias in the Republican primary race. OK, it's political, but still a hoot!
http://www.infowars.com/jon-stewart-...oring-ron-aul/
Special Ed

[STEPPENWOLF]

For all the dumb posts we read from time to time...give them a Billy Madison.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKR61D0_0xI&feature=related