One guy gets it... (Political)

[DiverRay]

Prom said:

Come on, Ray, I'm smarter than that.
See that beer she's holdin' fer me?
If the sidecar was on the other side, I'd have to use my throttle hand to take a drink.
With it on the left side, the only time I can't drink is when I'm clutchin".

I think you just didn't want to reach across YOUR chest to get the beer. It was much better to reach out with your left hand, across HER chest......