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  • CatatonicBug
    Master of XSology
    • Oct 2008
    • 6117
    • Clinton, UT

    #31
    Originally posted by BigDick
    it's not pretty in places. . .
    Turkey's aren't pretty in many places to begin with!
    1980 XS850SG - Sold
    1981 XS1100LH Midnight Special (Sold) - purchased 9/29/08
    Fully Vetterized and Dynojet Kit added, Heated Grips, Truck-Lite LED headlight, Accel Coils, Irridium plugs, TKAT Fork Brace, XS850LH Final Drive & Black SS Brake lines from Chacal.
    Here's my web page devoted to my bike! XS/XJ User's Manuals there, and the XJ1100 Service Manual and both XS1100 Service manuals (free download!).

    Whether you think you can, or you think you cannot - You're right.
    -H. Ford

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    • XSokieSPECIAL
      XS-XJ Guru
      • Jun 2009
      • 1631
      • Tulsa, OK

      #32
      Originally posted by BigDick
      Usually you have to remove the feathers first, save them and use them as a filter later. Let me know and I can explain the whole process, it's not pretty in places. . .
      Originally posted by CatatonicBug
      Turkey's aren't pretty in many places to begin with!
      The whole thing sounds pretty damned fowl to me!

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      • BigDick
        XSive Maximus
        • Apr 2007
        • 521
        • McConnell AFB, KS

        #33
        Originally posted by xsokiespecial
        the whole thing sounds pretty damned fowl to me! :d
        wait'll you taste it! ! ! !
        1980 XS11SG
        Dunlop elite 3's, progressive fork springs, tkat brace
        Stock motor, airbox, carbs, exhaust
        ratted out, mean, and nasty

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        • Wildkat
          XS Special Gurette
          • Apr 2004
          • 3416
          • Location, Location

          #34
          Tastes just like chicken?

          81 SH Something Special
          81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


          79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
          81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
          80 LG Black Magic
          78 E Standard Practice


          James 3:17

          If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

          “Alis Volat Propriis”

          Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
          For those on FB

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          • Ivan
            XS-XJ Guru
            • Jul 2008
            • 2524
            • Hutchinson KS

            #35
            I am trying to come up with alternate lyrics for The Beastie Boys song "Brass Monkey" about Wild Turkey. Now, someone tell me a word that rhymes with "turpentine".....
            Ich habe dich nicht gefragt.

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            • CatatonicBug
              Master of XSology
              • Oct 2008
              • 6117
              • Clinton, UT

              #36
              Originally posted by Ivan
              I am trying to come up with alternate lyrics for The Beastie Boys song "Brass Monkey" about Wild Turkey. Now, someone tell me a word that rhymes with "turpentine".....
              Double yellow line?

              Perhaps a slant rhyme, with "sour lime"
              1980 XS850SG - Sold
              1981 XS1100LH Midnight Special (Sold) - purchased 9/29/08
              Fully Vetterized and Dynojet Kit added, Heated Grips, Truck-Lite LED headlight, Accel Coils, Irridium plugs, TKAT Fork Brace, XS850LH Final Drive & Black SS Brake lines from Chacal.
              Here's my web page devoted to my bike! XS/XJ User's Manuals there, and the XJ1100 Service Manual and both XS1100 Service manuals (free download!).

              Whether you think you can, or you think you cannot - You're right.
              -H. Ford

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              • trbig
                Simply used to just post A LOT!
                • Nov 2005
                • 7838
                • Ada, Oklahoma

                #37
                There ya go Ivan. A slope rhyme..... to match your sloped pointy head!


                Tod
                Try your hardest to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.

                You can live to be 100, as long as you give up everything that would make you want to live to be 100!

                Current bikes:
                '06 Suzuki DR650
                *'82 XJ1100 with the 1179 kit. "Mad Maxim"
                '82 XJ1100 Completely stock fixer-upper
                '82 XJ1100 Bagger fixer-upper
                '82 XJ1100 Motor/frame and lots of boxes of parts
                '82 XJ1100 Parts bike
                '81 XS1100 Special
                '81 YZ250
                '80 XS850 Special
                '80 XR100
                *Crashed/Totalled, still own

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                • Ivan
                  XS-XJ Guru
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 2524
                  • Hutchinson KS

                  #38
                  Well, its like my Dad used to say, back when he flew F-18's in Nam during the Cambodian insurgency, when they tried to demilitarize the internet pipelines through to Taiwan where Melissa Warren used to work undercover as a ploe dancing spy, you remember her, the one with fake blonde hair that used to live in the old trailer house in Pallisade Nebraska back in the 80s, her third cousin Jimmy Stancher was the guy that plugged up the highschool plumbing with a jar of pickles and three cans of hair spray, man that was good times there, almost as fun as the time Janeen Swanson and I got into my old man's whiskey and pot stache and wound up in the principal's office, that second grade teacher was PISSED, but I think she died a couple years later, and was burried next to old man Whittmann's grave, he was the guy that got burried sideways on account of his peg leg not fitting in the casket right, but you know how things like that go.
                  Ich habe dich nicht gefragt.

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                  • Montreux_Blue
                    XS-XJ Guru (Deceased)
                    • May 2008
                    • 1143
                    • Longitude: -85° 57' 43" Latitude: 37° 52' 55"

                    #39
                    Originally posted by Ivan
                    Now, someone tell me a word that rhymes with "turpentine".....
                    "box-o-wine"
                    http://www.myspace.com/i_give_you_power

                    1980 XS11 Special - chopped, dropped and OCTY is still installed - NOW IT'S FOR SALE! $1,800 OBO


                    Famous Myspace quote:

                    "Don't mess with TEXAS! It's not nice to pick on retards."

                    It's funny because I am from TEXAS!

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                    • XSokieSPECIAL
                      XS-XJ Guru
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 1631
                      • Tulsa, OK

                      #40
                      serpentine, byzantine, Eglantine, Valentine, Palatine, Palistine.

                      That's about it.

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                      • trbig
                        Simply used to just post A LOT!
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 7838
                        • Ada, Oklahoma

                        #41
                        Sorry Greg, you lose to Jeremy.

                        Tod
                        Try your hardest to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.

                        You can live to be 100, as long as you give up everything that would make you want to live to be 100!

                        Current bikes:
                        '06 Suzuki DR650
                        *'82 XJ1100 with the 1179 kit. "Mad Maxim"
                        '82 XJ1100 Completely stock fixer-upper
                        '82 XJ1100 Bagger fixer-upper
                        '82 XJ1100 Motor/frame and lots of boxes of parts
                        '82 XJ1100 Parts bike
                        '81 XS1100 Special
                        '81 YZ250
                        '80 XS850 Special
                        '80 XR100
                        *Crashed/Totalled, still own

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                        • Montreux_Blue
                          XS-XJ Guru (Deceased)
                          • May 2008
                          • 1143
                          • Longitude: -85° 57' 43" Latitude: 37° 52' 55"

                          #42
                          Originally posted by trbig
                          Sorry Greg, you lose to Jeremy.

                          Tod
                          Finally I win something..... "bag-o-wine" works too.
                          http://www.myspace.com/i_give_you_power

                          1980 XS11 Special - chopped, dropped and OCTY is still installed - NOW IT'S FOR SALE! $1,800 OBO


                          Famous Myspace quote:

                          "Don't mess with TEXAS! It's not nice to pick on retards."

                          It's funny because I am from TEXAS!

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                          • dpotter58
                            XS-XJ Guru
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 1833
                            • Southern Maryland

                            #43
                            Ok so anyhow

                            no one from the Carolinas or Georgia area riding to Texas for this?
                            "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." - Albert Einstein

                            "Illegitimi non carborundum"-Joseph W. "Vinegar Joe" Stilwell



                            1980 LG
                            1981 LH

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