Still cant get them off !!

[Stralya]

Must be a King.....

That reminded me of a scene from Monty Python's Holy Grail...

The locals are mining filth in a typical English wallow when Arthur 'rides' by and one of the crud covered peasents remarks to his equally smeared colleague, "He must be a King." "Why?" asks his muck encrusted mate. "He hasn't got sh!t all over him" he replies.

They now have soap in England.

[TomB]

They now have soap in England.

And I use it without fail every full moon............even if I don't smell