To All Vets.

[planedick]

Stuttering

Man walks into a bar and sits at the bar and says, "HHHHey bbbbartender, bbbbbeer pppplease". Bartender says "Hey buddy, I used to stutter too, but I found a way to cure it." "I asked the wife for a BJ and the stuttering went away, you should try it". He said "IIII wwwwwill". Two weeks later the same guy came in and said "HHHHHey bbbbbartender, bbbbeer pppplease". Bartender says "You didn't try it?" He says "YYYYes IIII ddddid, but sssshe wwwwwwouldn't dddddo iiit, bbbbbut yyyyou ggggot a nnnnice hhhhouse".

[Guy_b_g]

How does a military pilot change a light bulb?

Holds it up to the socket, and lets the world revolve around him...

[BLUEJEEPLAB]

Wow, how many times are we going to change the direction of this thread?

OK, Why does the Army have Mules and the Navy have Marines?



(Apologies to all the trees out there).....


Because Army got first Choice....



How is the Air Force different from the Boy Scouts?

Cause the Scouts have Adult Leadership....

Try the veal, I'm here all week.


Someone, get the hook....

[mason79]

i wonder if a lisp and stutter are the same?

[xs650mike]

Flying bricks?

Originally posted by trbig
The F-4 simply proved the point that if you put enough HP behind it... even a brick will fly!

Back during the Cold War I warmed seats as crew in the Grumman S2F and the Lockheed P2V-7 and the Stoof certainly proves that enough horsepower will fly anything. Both of these were great planes though and many still soldier on as firebombers which here in flaming California we all appreciate.