J O T D

[GNEPIG]

Home Depot scam

Hey Guys,

A "Heads Up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works .

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 5th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also December 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

[prometheus578]

A Young woman was pulled over for speeding.
A Wisconsin State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping
open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me
a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball.

"He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book,
got back in his patrol car and left

[Stralya]

Hey GNEPIG

We seriously need to murder a keg or two. You crack me up

Dan.
Boozy fat bloke.

[STEPPENWOLF]

:-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jioq...eature=related

[Luv Cookie]

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb @ss!

[Wildkat]

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin red mark on his forehead.

LMAO

[tmworks]

The lion

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says,"Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"

The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"

The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up heroin..."Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"

The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the s_ _ _ out of the little rabbit.

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, and ask him "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"

The lion answers, "Every time he's on Ecstasy that little f_ _ _ _ _ makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours!"

[JWSanders]

This may not be a joke, but it's damn funny nonetheless.

What a coinkydink!

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/images/1...rsdaypaper.pdf

[prometheus578]

"What the hell is he babbling about?"

I have to admit...
it took me quite a while to catch on the this one.
Oh, that's funny!

[JWSanders]

The cops saw it too.

That's how they got the guy. He admitted it soon afterwards.

[GNEPIG]

T-Rex:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQJSZs-euZU

This is funny too, some times you can here the sick fux in the back ground laughing. I don't think any of these guys knew what was coming, except the guy at the end.

[Stralya]

Yeah, (chew,spit) been around guns all my life...

Let me at that bad boy.....BANG!

'Mummy!'

[trbig]

This may not be a joke, but it's damn funny nonetheless.

I guess I'm slow... Is there supposed to be some video or something? I read the whole page and don't get what's so funny??


Tod

[JWSanders]

Look at the top picture, then the one below it.

The bottom picture is surveilance camera footage of a guy stealing a wallet off a convienience store counter. They didn't know who he was.

On a freak of chance, the exact same guy was posted in the top picture painting his store window with xmas decorations. The cops noticed it, and questioned him. He eventually admitted he was the right guy.

http://www.ktvb.com/news/localnews/s....120ccb48.html

I probably could've been a little clearer.

[trbig]

LOL... Ok. Slapping forhead like I coulda had a V8. I never was very people observant. I would make a TERRIBLE crime witness. We will walk by someone and wife will say.. "Did you see that?"

"See what?"

"What that kid was wearing!?"

"Uhhhh... nope?"



The not very observant...

Tod