never ending story

[schpiff]

Just ran across a thread on a camping forum. Was called never ending story. thought maybe the good folks here might have a bit of fun with it.
If the thread dies oh well but the story them fogies had goin was freekin HILARIOUS.
The idea is someone (this time me) starts a story and everyone can take a turn addin a line to it.

The young man washing his car paused at the sound of a motorcycle in the distance.....

[Crazcnuk]

The unmistakable sound of an XS1100, w/Jardine 4 into 1s, approaching at a high rate of speed..

[prometheus578]

The young man washing his car paused at the sound of a motorcycle in the distance..... The unmistakable sound of an XS1100, w/Jardine 4 into 1s, approaching at a high rate of speed... His girlfriend, Suzette, looked at the Yamaha rider too, though for a different reason.

[Stralya]

The young man washing his car paused at the sound of a motorcycle in the distance..... The unmistakable sound of an XS1100, w/Jardine 4 into 1s, approaching at a high rate of speed... His girlfriend, Suzette, looked at the Yamaha rider too, though for a different reason.
Suzette noticed that the riders right leg was in plaster and in the distance, following the Yamaha, red and blue flashing lights.....


(Edited for continuity)

[Wildkat]

The young man washing his car paused at the sound of a motorcycle in the distance..... The unmistakable sound of an XS1100, w/Jardine 4 into 1s, approaching at a high rate of speed... His girlfriend, Suzette, looked at the Yamaha rider too, though for a different reason.
Suzette noticed that the riders right leg was in plaster and in the distance, following the Yamaha, red and blue flashing lights.....
As the Yamaha quickly closed the distance between them, Suzette thought she could hear a voice from the ambulance crying out to the motorcyclist, "Hey! We want our catheter back!"

[DiverRay]

The young man washing his car paused at the sound of a motorcycle in the distance..... The unmistakable sound of an XS1100, w/Jardine 4 into 1s, approaching at a high rate of speed... His girlfriend, Suzette, looked at the Yamaha rider too, though for a different reason.Suzette noticed that the riders right leg was in plaster and in the distance, following the Yamaha, red and blue flashing lights.....As the Yamaha quickly closed the distance between them, Suzette thought she could hear a voice from the ambulance crying out to the motorcyclist, "Hey! We want our catheter back!"
But the rider kept going, knowing he was trying for an "Iron Butt" before the day was through.

[Dads11special]

An approaching storm cloud and a series of intimidating twisties was rapidly approaching.

[BrianB]

He decided he should find a place to rest a bit and let the storm pass. After a couple twisties he came across a restaurant called "EATS"! He pulled up to the front door.

[EZMoney]

As he gets off the bike, he wishes he had installed that fork brace and new front tire, it is going to be a long day.

[79XS11F]

The young man washing his car paused at the sound of a motorcycle in the distance..... The unmistakable sound of an XS1100, w/Jardine 4 into 1s, approaching at a high rate of speed... His girlfriend, Suzette, looked at the Yamaha rider too, though for a different reason... and says to him .. should have got a Kerker ... lol lol lol
Rob

[mro]

He decided he should find a place to rest a bit and let the storm pass. After a couple twisties he came across a restaurant called "EATS"! He pulled up to the front door.
As he gets off the bike, he wishes he had installed that fork brace and new front tire, it is going to be a long day.
Sitting at a window seat watching the rain come down he starts to unwind and notice his surroundings, especially the waitress and then a weird question pops into his mind, "wonder what kinda meat is in this chili?"


mro

[BrianB]

Just then as he is looking out the window, he spots this sign that he did not notice previously.

Suddenly he decides it is time to leave this place and get back on the road.

[Hobbit]

story

At this point he only wanted to hear the purr of the xs before another cat-tasrophy occured.

[81xsproject]

As he walks out into the rain to board his XS, many different forum post begin to creep into his mind. 'Will my pods suck in water? Damn! I wish I would have gone through and cleaned/siliconed all my electrical connections. Do I have the right tires and oil for this ride?'

[BrianB]

Meanwhile, Suzette was able to get away from her boyfriend, and came riding up and stopped her bike just ahead of him. Looking back she smiled and said, Want burn some rubber? He quickly replied, "Sign me up!!!". And off they went.