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  • schpiff
    Truly XSive
    • Mar 2003
    • 175
    • south central Wis

    #1

    never ending story

    Just ran across a thread on a camping forum. Was called never ending story. thought maybe the good folks here might have a bit of fun with it.
    If the thread dies oh well but the story them fogies had goin was freekin HILARIOUS.
    The idea is someone (this time me) starts a story and everyone can take a turn addin a line to it.

    The young man washing his car paused at the sound of a motorcycle in the distance.....
    '81 sh " Maime" The Nature of The Beast
  • Crazcnuk
    XS-XJ Guru
    • Aug 2006
    • 2980
    • Hinton, AB, Canada

    #2
    The unmistakable sound of an XS1100, w/Jardine 4 into 1s, approaching at a high rate of speed..
    Nice day, if it doesn't rain...

    '05 ST1300
    '83 502/502 Monte Carlo for sale/trade

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    • prometheus578
      XS-XJ Super Guru (RESIGNED)
      • Aug 2004
      • 4012
      • Olympia , Wa.

      #3
      The young man washing his car paused at the sound of a motorcycle in the distance..... The unmistakable sound of an XS1100, w/Jardine 4 into 1s, approaching at a high rate of speed... His girlfriend, Suzette, looked at the Yamaha rider too, though for a different reason.
      "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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      • Stralya
        XSive Maximus
        • Apr 2006
        • 791
        • 'Blotto Grotto' Wodonga, Victoria, Australia.

        #4
        The young man washing his car paused at the sound of a motorcycle in the distance..... The unmistakable sound of an XS1100, w/Jardine 4 into 1s, approaching at a high rate of speed... His girlfriend, Suzette, looked at the Yamaha rider too, though for a different reason.
        Suzette noticed that the riders right leg was in plaster and in the distance, following the Yamaha, red and blue flashing lights.....


        (Edited for continuity)
        Last edited by prometheus578; 10-08-2007, 01:35 AM.
        Automotive Imbecile.
        Proud owner of 'The Swiftcicle'. (Swifty for short)
        '78E Full Vetter Dresser.
        1196 Big Bore Kit.

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        • Wildkat
          XS Special Gurette
          • Apr 2004
          • 3416
          • Location, Location

          #5
          The young man washing his car paused at the sound of a motorcycle in the distance..... The unmistakable sound of an XS1100, w/Jardine 4 into 1s, approaching at a high rate of speed... His girlfriend, Suzette, looked at the Yamaha rider too, though for a different reason.
          Suzette noticed that the riders right leg was in plaster and in the distance, following the Yamaha, red and blue flashing lights.....
          As the Yamaha quickly closed the distance between them, Suzette thought she could hear a voice from the ambulance crying out to the motorcyclist, "Hey! We want our catheter back!"
          81 SH Something Special
          81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


          79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
          81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
          80 LG Black Magic
          78 E Standard Practice


          James 3:17

          If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

          “Alis Volat Propriis”

          Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
          For those on FB

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          • DiverRay
            Moderator
            • Nov 2004
            • 7603
            • Star, IDAHO

            #6
            The young man washing his car paused at the sound of a motorcycle in the distance..... The unmistakable sound of an XS1100, w/Jardine 4 into 1s, approaching at a high rate of speed... His girlfriend, Suzette, looked at the Yamaha rider too, though for a different reason.Suzette noticed that the riders right leg was in plaster and in the distance, following the Yamaha, red and blue flashing lights.....As the Yamaha quickly closed the distance between them, Suzette thought she could hear a voice from the ambulance crying out to the motorcyclist, "Hey! We want our catheter back!"
            But the rider kept going, knowing he was trying for an "Iron Butt" before the day was through.
            Ray Matteis
            KE6NHG
            XS1100 E '78 (winter project)
            XS1100 SF Bob Jones worked on it!

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            • Dads11special
              XSive
              • Jun 2007
              • 58
              • Lander,Wyoming

              #7
              An approaching storm cloud and a series of intimidating twisties was rapidly approaching.
              1981 Eleven Special

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              • BrianB
                XStremely XSive
                • Sep 2007
                • 362
                • Idaho

                #8
                He decided he should find a place to rest a bit and let the storm pass. After a couple twisties he came across a restaurant called "EATS"! He pulled up to the front door.
                1980 XS Eleven Special

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                • EZMoney
                  Truly XSive
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 115
                  • Castlegar, BC,

                  #9
                  As he gets off the bike, he wishes he had installed that fork brace and new front tire, it is going to be a long day.
                  Last edited by EZMoney; 10-08-2007, 11:14 AM.
                  Ed

                  78/82 XS/XJ mostly made up of parts bikes
                  XS1100 SG 1980 Will restore to original over time

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                  • 79XS11F
                    XS-XJ Super Guru
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 3563
                    • Ottawa, Ont. Canada

                    #10
                    The young man washing his car paused at the sound of a motorcycle in the distance..... The unmistakable sound of an XS1100, w/Jardine 4 into 1s, approaching at a high rate of speed... His girlfriend, Suzette, looked at the Yamaha rider too, though for a different reason... and says to him .. should have got a Kerker ... lol lol lol
                    Rob
                    KEEP THE RUBBER SIDE DOWN

                    1978 XS1100E Modified
                    1978 XS500E
                    1979 XS1100F Restored
                    1980 XS1100 SG
                    1981 Suzuki GS1100
                    1983 Suzuki GS750S Katana
                    1983 Honda CB900 Custom

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                    • mro
                      XS-XJ Super Guru
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 4276
                      • Hayward, California

                      #11
                      He decided he should find a place to rest a bit and let the storm pass. After a couple twisties he came across a restaurant called "EATS"! He pulled up to the front door.
                      As he gets off the bike, he wishes he had installed that fork brace and new front tire, it is going to be a long day.
                      Sitting at a window seat watching the rain come down he starts to unwind and notice his surroundings, especially the waitress and then a weird question pops into his mind, "wonder what kinda meat is in this chili?"


                      mro

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                      • BrianB
                        XStremely XSive
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 362
                        • Idaho

                        #12
                        Just then as he is looking out the window, he spots this sign that he did not notice previously.

                        Suddenly he decides it is time to leave this place and get back on the road.
                        1980 XS Eleven Special

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                        • Hobbit
                          XStremely XSive
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 372
                          • Jacksonville, FL

                          #13
                          story

                          At this point he only wanted to hear the purr of the xs before another cat-tasrophy occured.
                          Walt
                          80 XS11s - "Landshark"
                          79 XS11s
                          03 Valkyrie
                          80 XS Midnight Special - Freebee 1
                          78 Honda CB125C - Freebee 2
                          81 Suzuki 850L - Freebee 3

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                          • 81xsproject
                            XS-XJ Super Guru
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 3185
                            • Fortuna, CA

                            #14
                            As he walks out into the rain to board his XS, many different forum post begin to creep into his mind. 'Will my pods suck in water? Damn! I wish I would have gone through and cleaned/siliconed all my electrical connections. Do I have the right tires and oil for this ride?'
                            '81 XS1100 SH

                            Melted to the ground during The Valley Fire

                            Sep. 12th 2015

                            RIP

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                            • BrianB
                              XStremely XSive
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 362
                              • Idaho

                              #15
                              Meanwhile, Suzette was able to get away from her boyfriend, and came riding up and stopped her bike just ahead of him. Looking back she smiled and said, Want burn some rubber? He quickly replied, "Sign me up!!!". And off they went.


                              1980 XS Eleven Special

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