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  • #31

    .. bad porn sites. bad picture Promepheus

    ok back to the subject, the new name is Maximams.
    here, this should help to cleans away that image of what most of us are going to look like soon if we dont let go of the mouse and get to work.

    MMmmm, maxi-mams!

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    • #32
      Danm, I must say this has been the most entertaining Guru Roast I’ve ever seen! What an Xsively talented bunch of bikers. Sorry it had to be at your expense Cody!
      Write on!
      E.Liberty
      Old bikers never die, they're just out of sight!

      My recently re-built, hopped up '79 Special caught fire and burned everything from the top of the engine up: gas tank, wiring, seat, & melted my windshield all over the front of the bike. Just bought a 1980 Special that has been non oped for 9 years. My Skoot will rise from the ashes and be re named "The Phoenix!"
      I've been riding since 1959.

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      • #33
        I'm not impressed by either set of "Twin Jugs". One "ride" is over-rated and the other probably over-priced.
        This photo is nothing new, as every time I see a Harley... there's always a boob or two standing next to it.
        "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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        • #34
          Holy D Cups Batman!

          Still keeping abreast of the situation...

          I don't know Prometheus... I thought it left a much better image than SOME pics that have recently been posted here.


          I can't help but think there was more augmentation to her after the photo was taken than before... Is it just me or is the color off on certain parts of her anatomy?
          Sorry... you'll have to look below her shoulders and above her waist to see what I am talking about. I know how difficult this will be for some...
          81 SH Something Special
          81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


          79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
          81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
          80 LG Black Magic
          78 E Standard Practice


          James 3:17

          If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

          “Alis Volat Propriis”

          Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
          For those on FB

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          • #35
            Shoulders? What shoulders? I don't see any shoulders, do you guys?

            And I'd like to lodge a complaint. I never got a Guru Roast! (ducking for cover)

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            • #36
              originally posted by randy
              And I'd like to lodge a complaint. I never got a Guru Roast! (ducking for cover)
              probably cause you don't have the second fastest XS in the USA...


              mro
              btw, she does have very pretty.........er...........hair

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              • #37
                Not having vacuum advance... I immediately noticed the missing carb nipples.
                I never got a Guru Roast! (ducking for cover)
                (For Randy's belated party... he's hinting for Roast Duck?)
                "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by mro

                  mro
                  btw, she does have very pretty.........er...........hair
                  Oh puleeeeaze.

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                  • #39
                    originally posted by Wildkat
                    Sorry... you'll have to look below her shoulders and above her waist to see what I am talking about. I know how difficult this will be for some...
                    Depending on how old the pic is, in 20 years or so you'd only have to look below her sholders and above her knees.

                    __________________
                    on another note, guess you guys missed the guru party they gave me out here on the left coast. Pic of some of the entertainment provided. ]


                    Hey cody/randy what did they do in your neck of the woods???



                    mro

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                    • #40
                      Somebody has great taste in music

                      or should I say... somebodies?

                      That is great work!
                      (though I wonder how the artist was able to keep the canvases from moving? I would think that would tickle...)

                      Wow... seems that MAXIMAN definitely got the short end of the stick... and Randy... well... good things come to those who wait...
                      (bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha)
                      I mean...
                      (he he he)
                      81 SH Something Special
                      81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


                      79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
                      81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
                      80 LG Black Magic
                      78 E Standard Practice


                      James 3:17

                      If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

                      “Alis Volat Propriis”

                      Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
                      For those on FB

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                      • #41
                        Re: Somebody has great taste in music

                        Originally posted by Wildkat
                        Wow... seems that MAXIMAN definitely got the short end of the stick... and Randy... well... good things come to those who wait...
                        (bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha)
                        I mean...
                        (he he he)
                        Kat - At least I didn't get the short end of the rope! We REALLY don't make a big deal of Guru status here in Oklahoma.

                        Here's what happened to the last three guys that made XS Guru.




                        Is that guy in the middle TC?!?!?!
                        Last edited by MAXIMAN; 10-18-2006, 09:58 PM.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Re: Somebody has great taste in music

                          Is that guy in the middle TC?!?!?! [/B]
                          Naw, Cody, I'm not that well HUNG!
                          T.C.
                          T. C. Gresham
                          81SH "Godzilla" . . .1179cc super-rat.
                          79SF "The Teacher" . . .basket case!
                          History shows again and again,
                          How nature points out the folly of men!

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                          • #43
                            Thanks Wildkat. You had to comment on that one, didn't you? Well, in defense of all the Irish (men), you can't fix a pocketwatch with a billyclub. And you don't frame a house with a sledgehammer, etc, etc. When I was seventeen my Mom told me (no joke) "Tommy, there are no Irish porn stars for a reason." However, many skills are acquired by a man with wits.
                            BTW: Congrats, Cody!
                            2010 Kawasaki Z1000
                            1979 SF: Millennium Falcon, until this Saturday

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                            • #44
                              Hey Tommy howz that Motad working out for ya?

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                              • #45
                                It's pretty sweet, Maximan. It's much quieter than what I had, filled in the low and mid-range, etc. I lost a little on the top end, but I haven't had a chance to dial in the jetting. I wouldn't mind it being a little louder, but I can hear the geartrain whine from the shaft drive and imagine it's K.I.T.T. LOL!
                                2010 Kawasaki Z1000
                                1979 SF: Millennium Falcon, until this Saturday

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