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  • I see we have our next new Guru

    Maximam! Excactly 1000 posts. Cangratulations. If you're lucky, it may get you out of having to buy a round...

  • #2
    .. allrright!!, he gets a Guru status symbol under his name and his name changed all in one!.. cool new name, one of my very favorite parts of a woman, cept i think it should have been plural, as large breasts usualy come in 2s.

    .. welcome Cody, way to dance them fingers across that keyboard

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    • #3
      I had better fire my proof reader

      That's at least the second major typo today.
      I better shut up now...

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      • #4
        LMAO...

        I'll buy him that round, and WILL mention the "Maximam" thing while doing so.. lol. I might even open doors for him!! Hee hee... man I crack me up!

        Congratulations Cody. Tell me how the virgins thing works out!

        Tod
        Try your hardest to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.

        You can live to be 100, as long as you give up everything that would make you want to live to be 100!

        Current bikes:
        '06 Suzuki DR650
        *'82 XJ1100 with the 1179 kit. "Mad Maxim"
        '82 XJ1100 Completely stock fixer-upper
        '82 XJ1100 Bagger fixer-upper
        '82 XJ1100 Motor/frame and lots of boxes of parts
        '82 XJ1100 Parts bike
        '81 XS1100 Special
        '81 YZ250
        '80 XS850 Special
        '80 XR100
        *Crashed/Totalled, still own

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        • #5
          Could've been worse!

          We'll he could've have called me Maximom...maximamma...or maximoron

          You know I used to think this GURU status was a status symbol of sorts. But I can see now it's a Rodney Dangerfield thing...


          I GET NO RESPECT!

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          • #6
            Congratulations, Cody! Your vast knowledge and experience help many of us stay up on 2. Your enthusiasm for the 11 knows no bounds.
            1980 XS 11 Special: The King of Kong, 9th wonder of the world. Pacifico fairing, chopped shield, Yamaha hard bags, Diamond seat, T-Kat fork brace, XJ top end, YICS Eliminator, '80 carbs from Spyder Cycle Works, K&N Air filter, Fuse block, stainless steel valves & reg/rect from Oregon MC Parts. Raptor CCT, XJ air shocks, 850 FD, Sportster mufflers, Standard handle bar, Tusk Bar Risers, SS braided brake lines. Cat Eye speedometer. HID projector beam headlight, LED running lights.

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            • #7
              New guru even has his own vitamins

              MaxiMan - For Men with a Contemporary Lifestyle
              The Saluté range of products are uniquely formulated to meet the ever demanding needs of the modern lifestyle. Saluté's well-researched formulas provide the right Condition-Specific combination of vitamin, mineral, and herbal supplements for the individual needs.

              MaxiMan is designed to reduce the unhealthy effects that a contemporary lifestyle has on men. This unique formulation will help strengthen the liver and rid the body of toxins, help prevent prostate disease, promote cardiovascular health, and guard against certain types of cancer. MaxiMan includes nutrients to help alleviate the symptoms of stress, boost the immune system, ally fatigue, and boost erectile function and libido .

              Dosage: One capsule morning and evening
              _________________________

              Amazing the crap you can find on the internet



              mro
              btw, if you don't believe me,
              just read my post

              Congrat's Cody

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              • #8
                Re: New guru even has his own vitamins

                Originally posted by mro
                MaxiMan includes nutrients to help........... boost erectile function and libido.
                DAMN!!! You found my secret!

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                • #9
                  "Congratulations, Maximan"

                  (Geez, they let anyone in here, don't they?)
                  "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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                  • #10
                    Is it live or is it mammorex?

                    It's early... forgive me...

                    How about this Cody?



                    Congratulations on your Gurudeness!

                    (geez... saying it that way almost makes it sound like a bad thing)
                    81 SH Something Special
                    81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


                    79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
                    81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
                    80 LG Black Magic
                    78 E Standard Practice


                    James 3:17

                    If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

                    “Alis Volat Propriis”

                    Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
                    For those on FB

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                    • #11
                      I'm starting to think it is bad thing with all the ribbing ya get!

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                      • #12
                        Ribbing? (I'm certain I will regret this)



                        81 SH Something Special
                        81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


                        79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
                        81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
                        80 LG Black Magic
                        78 E Standard Practice


                        James 3:17

                        If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

                        “Alis Volat Propriis”

                        Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
                        For those on FB

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                        • #13
                          "Just Curious."

                          Those MAGNUM XS's.... Uhmm... they don't come in an XS650 size, do they?
                          Oh, it's not for me... for a friend... I mean... I'm just askin'...
                          Oh, never mind!
                          "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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                          • #14
                            congrats, after your recent project, you definately deserve the title.
                            '81 XS1100 SH

                            Melted to the ground during The Valley Fire

                            Sep. 12th 2015

                            RIP

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