I see we have our next new Guru

[MAXIMAN]

Ok..I have a confession. Many of you may have it figured out by now.

I...MAXIMAN...am a multinational commercial entity...(no that's not in-tiddy).

I... MAXIMAN...was the sole inspiration for the cheesy British Super hero...


Yes...I MAXIMAN...have invented several products to enhance a man's...well uh...a man's...hmmmm MAXI!


and his aura ...presence in a room...and to cover maxi BO


I have written a novel...(in a foriegn language of course)...and I'm not even sure what language it is..


And I publish two (that's 1-2) world renowned magazines.

MAXIMAN for the guy that just can't get enough...


And of course my most succesful publication ...the world renowned MAXIMAN Magazine that features a different photo every month of none other than yours truly ....MAXIMAN....on the cover. quite probably the reason it is soooooo successful



And now I have one other thing to add....

















So TC please CLOSE IT!!! Before it goes any farther...

[Poprock]

Close it? Just when it's getting good?

[John]

Danm!

One little case of fat finger syndrome really stirred it up, eh? Sorry Cody, didn't mean to drag you through all this abuse.
But congrats anyway.

[MAXIMAN]

Not a problem...Danm to you too!

[mro]

Out of the closet

Maximan revealed


And a pic of my daily ride



Proof that Cows do fly



mro

[MAXIMAN]

All true..EXCEPT...

Here's a pic of my daily ride



See...gay guys can wheelie too.

[MAXIMAN]

And one more silly photo...except this is the real deal..

IRREFUTABLE PROOF that cows do indeed fly.

This is an actual photo of a squadron leader in the french air force. The highly decorated Lt. Col. Louis Le Moo. You have likely seen Le Moo on FOX News where he is now a military analyst covering the war.

This photo was taken on a training sortie over the Aquitaine of southern France just a few moments before a young Spanish boy in the Basque Mountains shot Col. Le Moo's WF16A (white flag strike bomber) down with a Daisy Red Rider BB Gun.

[prometheus578]

"Cut the guy some slack."

Some people really need their internet delusions of grandeur.
This is just poor Maximan's way of coping after a lifetime of mockery.
His projected internet personna is all that he has to hold on to.

Show a little compassion.

[Special Ed]

Et tu Guru?

Congratulations old boy!
Shewt, six munce ago yew cudnt evun spel guru an now yew arh wun!!!
E. Liberty

[mro]

""Cut the guy some slack."
Some people really need their internet delusions of grandeur.
This is just poor Maximan's way of coping after a lifetime of mockery.
His projected internet personna is all that he has to hold on to.

."

Now that's just..............................................gross
Hey uncle spot, you under there???


mro

[Wildkat]

ummmm... Prometheus

thank you so much for that visual.



Here you go MAXIMAN... not one of my best works... but hopefully will make up for some of the (ahem) "ribbing" you've received.

The Ballad of Maximan

He comes from Oklahoma,
Sometimes riding on a Kaw,
A little more XSive,
Because he’s a Guru now.

He rides his motorcycle
Over hills and streams
Lost in the sensation
Of flying as it seems.

He joins a group of others
Who love the feel of flight
A true band of brothers
Allied by their bikes

Oh yes, the others mock him
But he knows it’s all in fun
Because he’s still XSive
When it’s all said and done

[MAXIMAN]

Re: "Cut the guy some slack."



Now that is
XSive

[prometheus578]

"You've misunderstood my intent!"

Oh yes, the others mock him But he knows it’s all in fun

Wait... we we're supposed to be just kidding?

I love that picture. Great for using on "Internet Dating Services" when women (whom you're really not interested in) want to see a photo of you before meeting. Works every time.
(Except that one time... and that got real scarey)

[Poprock]

Somebondy - quick! Kill that photo. If the Uglo-Americans hear of this, they'll sue us all. Besides that, it seems that you are attempting to level Maximan down to Prettygoodman or something. Don't you know that it's his enthusiasm for the 11 and his eagerness to share his joy that makes him so special?

[John]

Do ya think he's surfin' porn sites?