Meeting of the Minds 2009

[Montreux_Blue]

Now the question is will you "Ivan" be traveling to "The Minds"?

I'd be there on a Connie, if I had one, just to stir up some conflict.

[Elevenator]

Eh, Texas? Did he just say MOVE to TEXAS? From corn to cotton? Wow talk of delusions of grandeur.

No ...from a phony fuel (corn) to a real fuel..(OIL!). hehehe

Maybe you didn't get the entire jist of jab. Maybe I didn't articulate it well enough. Allow me.


I said:

"...If you move to the Republic of Texas your illusions of grandeur will quickly subside to the reality of same. " That reality is the "illusions of grandeur" in TEXAS.

Now the question is will you "Ivan" be traveling to "The Minds"?

[Ivan]

Dude I'm soooooo sorry. But cheer up. There's an effective treatment for your malady. If you move to the Republic of Texas your illusions of grandeur will quickly subside to the reality of same.

Eh, Texas? Did he just say MOVE to TEXAS? From corn to cotton? Wow talk of delusions of grandeur.

[Elevenator]

The easiest way to tell the bright, sophisticated and culturally refined Sooners

That's an oxymoron.

Ivan (born, bread and corn fed in SW Nebraska )

Dude I'm soooooo sorry. But cheer up. There's an effective treatment for your malady. If you move to the Republic of Texas your illusions of grandeur will quickly subside to the reality of same.

[oseaghdha]

Like I's tellin ol' Merle down to the Git-n-Scram, they's some serris $hit wrong with some o them fullers over to Muskogee!

They family tree ain't got but a tap root.

[Ivan]

"...them boys..."? Isn't it "...those boys..." Or actually for hayseed hillbillies it should be "...those men in central Oklahoma..." but I digress.

You make an excellent point. The people in central Oklahoma are indeed morons. However the people in the southwest western northeast central northern southern region of Oklahoma are very bright, sophisticated and culturally refined.

Got it?

The north central Oklahoma-ans are actually all from Wichita. The 13th street construction detour goes through Tulsa and Enid. This explains the part about them being Morons.

The easiest way to tell the bright, sophisticated and culturally refined Sooners are by the way they cheer for the Huskers. Definite mark of integrity there.

Ivan (born, bread and corn fed in SW Nebraska )

[Elevenator]

"...them boys..."? Isn't it "...those boys..." Or actually for hayseed hillbillies it should be "...those men in central Oklahoma..." but I digress.

You make an excellent point. The people in central Oklahoma are indeed morons. However the people in the southwest western northeast central northern southern region of Oklahoma are very bright, sophisticated and culturally refined.

Got it?

[Elevenator]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................

I don't get it... But I do know them boys in central Oklahoma.. they just ain't right!

See what I mean "...just ain't right..."

[trbig]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................

I don't get it... But I do know them boys in central Oklahoma.. they just ain't right!

[Elevenator]

Them thar words ring tru fer mekanikal thingies as well as persunul hi-gene!

The only people I know that talk like that are from SE Oklahoma.......................................... ................
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I think I heard a pin drop.

[trbig]

Reckon there ain't no need fer warshin if yer slick er hup wit a nice coat of oll.

Them thar words ring tru fer mekanikal thingies as well as persunul hi-gene!

[Ivan]

Reckon there ain't no need fer warshin if yer slick er hup wit a nice coat of oll.

[trbig]

I try to blow the dirt off of mine instead of washing it. Oops.. forgot this was Oklahoma. WARSH it.

Tod

[Ivan]

Is your XS worn and dirty?

If they're clean and smooth, you're not riding hard enough.

[Elevenator]

I have a very worn and dirty Carhardt. Does that count to match my XS?

Is your XS worn and dirty?