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    Regarding the self confessed "expert" who advised Beechfront not to bother with dynacoils, It reminds me of some of the crappy advice I've had rammed down my throat from bikeshops over the years. When inquiring about 4-1 systems for an xs11, I was told "That sort of bike is not worth spending money on nowadays". When asking for ignition parts for my gs1000s, I was told "You will find that those old bikes will be more trouble than they're worth". When ordering some jets for an xs11, and the man behind the counter heard I'd drilled the airbox, I was told "You can't do that" because "the slides will only open 2/3rds at full throttle".

    The fact that the bike was putting out more power and running faster than ever before didn't matter. I was advised to "Go home and tape up the holes". I went to get some exhaust gasket rings for an xs11. The man behind the counter rummaged through his computer for 10 minutes, then announced "We haven't got any in stock, but we can get some in for you. Fair enough.

    I went behind the counter and looked at the screen. Lo and behold, theres a diagram of gsx parts. I go "Its xs1100 mate" He goes "No, No, No, you mean GSX 1100". What the hell do you say? Tossers.

    Question. What's the definition of an expert?
    Answer. An ex is a hasbeen, and a spert is a drip under pressure!

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    Yep... had loads of those....
    The last one:
    A friend was persuading me that electrics have been fryed, carbs exploded etc on his guzzi... it lost power on the way home, backfired, exploded, fire everywhere.... it took me half an hour to convince him that thats guzzis way of saying I'm thirsty..feed me some gas....
    It just so happens it was my ex guzzi that he bought (not from me, from the guy I sold it to), and the fact the same thing happened to me when I borrowed it a week back for a spin.
    I barely rolled to a gas station, had no tools, less ideas, and the only thing they had...was gas. And it worked.
    The bike has a weird HD gas tank on it... so... no wonder.
    Anyhoo... he switched to reserve and the bike ran with no problems... What can I say... guzzi..cant brake it.... OK, I heard of a few that burnt, but not completely. Like a BMW I know...

    LP
    If it doesn't have an engine, it's not a sport, it's only a game.
    (stole that one from I-dont-know-who)

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    • #3
      On the way to XS Camp in Arkansas, we had a counter man tell us the XS had drum brakes.
      Gary Granger
      Remember, we are the caretakers of mechanical art.
      2013 Suzuki DR650SE, 2009 Kawasaki Concours 1400, 2003 Aprilia RSV Mille Tuono

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      • #4
        Bikeshop experts

        That sounds like what happened to me.Had my bike put in shop to have fixxed{even told them what the problem was}.The bike sat in shop over a year,when I went to get it was told ,not worth fixxing{junk, acted like I should give them the bike}.Well got bike home,fixxed the wires they had cut and did a little TLC and ran good till tank rusted out.Now I`am hunting another tank. I told the fellow that the bike was fixxed and all I got was a blank look.The way I see it is:If they had the brains of a bluejay then they would fly butt backwards and hollar bobwhite. Thanks
        Bill Harvell

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        • #5
          Another classic one to watch for is the 'expert' who does not pay attention to what he's doing and installs your new tire backwards. BTDT....
          Ken Talbot

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          • #6
            Question. What's the definition of an expert?
            Answer. An ex is a hasbeen, and a spert is a drip under pressure!
            Variation is:

            X= Unknown variable in an equation
            Pert = Drop of water under pressure

            Expert= Unknown drip under pressure

            As has been pointed out, our bikes are now older than most of the counter people at repair shops. One of the reasons I purchase manuals and microfiche for all my toys; Give them a part number.

            Biggest problem is when I say "XJ" they hear "FJ"...they've heard of that one.

            The few shops that know Yamahas well are a joy to work with. Just aren't any in my area!
            Jerry Fields
            '82 XJ 'Sojourn'
            '06 Concours
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            "... life is just a honky-tonk show." Cherry Poppin' Daddy Strut

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            • #7
              in defense to the guy who gave me the advice about the coils - he did say "well nothing really ever goes wrong with those bikes -if it's running I say if it ain't broke don't fix it"


              as far as ordering parts - i've really had good luck at the dealer here in town. A couple younger guys at the parts counter but they're pretty good.

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              • #8
                Dont get me wrong - I agree that the good guys outnumber the badguys. The guys in my local yamaha shop are excellent.

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