"I see how it is..."
Gangin' up on the ol' Prometheus, huh?
And just which "dotor" am I, MRO?
Am I a "doter" in that I show excessive love or fondness for TRBIG... or are you inferring that my dotage is a sign of mental deterioration?
"TRBIG..."
"Friend TRBIG...,"
See how easily the words drip off my tongue... like that coppery tasting spittle that portends a bout of vomiting...
One shouldn't misinterpret my use of the platitude "FRIEND".
Isn't that the same homily that I bestow unto street beggars?
"Here you go, FRIEND, have a few nickles."
It's just a word that I use to give false hopes of an enhanced status to the downtrodden and truly wretched.
One of society's little manipulative phrases.
As Fred hinted at... isn't it always a "friend" that wants something from you?
"I'm your friend, loan me some money..."
"I'm your friend, let me borrow your car..."
"I'm your friend... why sure I'll keep your wife company while you're out of town."
No, my use of the word friend to TRBIG is the same as me patting the head of a stray, lost child... or saying "Gee, I'm sorry..." to a sports figure with a career ending injury.
A small charity... something given to the undeserving... that's all.
Note to "The Lorax":
I wear my black heart like a "black hat".
Gangin' up on the ol' Prometheus, huh?
Damn it Jim, I'm a dotor not a mechanic
Am I a "doter" in that I show excessive love or fondness for TRBIG... or are you inferring that my dotage is a sign of mental deterioration?
"TRBIG..."
"Friend TRBIG...,"
See how easily the words drip off my tongue... like that coppery tasting spittle that portends a bout of vomiting...
One shouldn't misinterpret my use of the platitude "FRIEND".
Isn't that the same homily that I bestow unto street beggars?
"Here you go, FRIEND, have a few nickles."
It's just a word that I use to give false hopes of an enhanced status to the downtrodden and truly wretched.
One of society's little manipulative phrases.
As Fred hinted at... isn't it always a "friend" that wants something from you?
"I'm your friend, loan me some money..."
"I'm your friend, let me borrow your car..."
"I'm your friend... why sure I'll keep your wife company while you're out of town."
No, my use of the word friend to TRBIG is the same as me patting the head of a stray, lost child... or saying "Gee, I'm sorry..." to a sports figure with a career ending injury.
A small charity... something given to the undeserving... that's all.
Note to "The Lorax":
I wear my black heart like a "black hat".
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