XS Friends,
Yesterday, I ATTEMPTED, for the first time in more than 30 years, to purchase a brand new Yamaha Motorcycle. Specifically, I want(ed) to buy an FJR1300A.
I had been speaking to a sales guy from a relatively local dealer for a few weeks. Unlike my local/close dealers he had one on the floor (assembled and ready to buy). I’d been milling it over and decided it was time to buy! So, I finalized the details for the half I needed to finance with my bank, tossed my helmet, jacket, and riding gear in the trunk of the car and headed off with Nancy! Excited as hell quite honestly!
On my 50 mile +/- trip to the dealer, through the worst traffic areas in ATL, I was already planning my trip today (Sunday) with Nancy on the back to my favorite spots and then onward to wherever?
When I arrive at the dealer I scour the showroom for MY FJR…. NONE. I’m getting a little concerned so one of the over anxious Sales KIDS ask if he can help? Sure, where is the FJR that is supposed to be here. They’ve got one of everything else it’s gotta be here? We don’t have one of those on the floor! We have one in a box but it’s not assembled. But, for a $200 deposit we can put it together for you this afternoon. Wait a freakin’ minute…… I am not giving you $200 to put it together and therefore not committing to buy it without even sitting on the freakin’ thing first….. That’s just stupid!
Well Sir if “Andy” said we had one it must be at the OTHER STORE. That’s only eight miles up the street (Mind you in the ATL area eight miles up Cobb Parkway is like 2000 traffic lights and 100,000 butt holes to deal with on a Saturday morning). BUT, I take off in that direction. Getting a little excited again hopeful to find my FJR at the Kennesaw location….
Arrive at Kennesaw and NO FJR…… WTF? Now I am TOTALLY pissed.
Another sales KID tells me they don’t have one either. NOW, I lose control!! Dude, “Andy” said you had one I’ve been to the other store drove 50+ miles, wasted half my freakin’ day and you butts don’t even have one? He’s gonna have a talk with “Andy”.
Well buddy let me tell you something: #1 – I have a check in my hand, #2 – I’ve got my helmet and riding gear in the car, #3- You will NEVER see me in one your stores again…. Go ahead, have a talk with “Andy” you just lost a $18,000 dollar sale! SEE YA!
Now, I have a friend at Yamaha, the S.E. REGIONAL SALES MANAGER that provided many of the gifts we distributed at XSSE 16. He’s getting a NASTY GRAM tomorrow!
I was so mad at YAMAHA yesterday I almost bought a Kaw Concourse at the LOCAL dealer….. But, that is not MY dream-bike….
PO’d in Atlanta….. Gonna go fix another XS11
Yesterday, I ATTEMPTED, for the first time in more than 30 years, to purchase a brand new Yamaha Motorcycle. Specifically, I want(ed) to buy an FJR1300A.
I had been speaking to a sales guy from a relatively local dealer for a few weeks. Unlike my local/close dealers he had one on the floor (assembled and ready to buy). I’d been milling it over and decided it was time to buy! So, I finalized the details for the half I needed to finance with my bank, tossed my helmet, jacket, and riding gear in the trunk of the car and headed off with Nancy! Excited as hell quite honestly!
On my 50 mile +/- trip to the dealer, through the worst traffic areas in ATL, I was already planning my trip today (Sunday) with Nancy on the back to my favorite spots and then onward to wherever?
When I arrive at the dealer I scour the showroom for MY FJR…. NONE. I’m getting a little concerned so one of the over anxious Sales KIDS ask if he can help? Sure, where is the FJR that is supposed to be here. They’ve got one of everything else it’s gotta be here? We don’t have one of those on the floor! We have one in a box but it’s not assembled. But, for a $200 deposit we can put it together for you this afternoon. Wait a freakin’ minute…… I am not giving you $200 to put it together and therefore not committing to buy it without even sitting on the freakin’ thing first….. That’s just stupid!
Well Sir if “Andy” said we had one it must be at the OTHER STORE. That’s only eight miles up the street (Mind you in the ATL area eight miles up Cobb Parkway is like 2000 traffic lights and 100,000 butt holes to deal with on a Saturday morning). BUT, I take off in that direction. Getting a little excited again hopeful to find my FJR at the Kennesaw location….
Arrive at Kennesaw and NO FJR…… WTF? Now I am TOTALLY pissed.
Another sales KID tells me they don’t have one either. NOW, I lose control!! Dude, “Andy” said you had one I’ve been to the other store drove 50+ miles, wasted half my freakin’ day and you butts don’t even have one? He’s gonna have a talk with “Andy”.
Well buddy let me tell you something: #1 – I have a check in my hand, #2 – I’ve got my helmet and riding gear in the car, #3- You will NEVER see me in one your stores again…. Go ahead, have a talk with “Andy” you just lost a $18,000 dollar sale! SEE YA!
Now, I have a friend at Yamaha, the S.E. REGIONAL SALES MANAGER that provided many of the gifts we distributed at XSSE 16. He’s getting a NASTY GRAM tomorrow!
- They say the FJR is a “Slow Mover” sure it is….. If no one can sit on one how the hell can they buy it? There are dealers all over the place with, 2014, 2015, 2016, models in BOXES! How the heck long are they gonna’ leave them in the boxes? Until some fool walks in and hands them $200 to put them together? My bank considers anything older than 2016 to be USED even if it is BRAND new and the rate will jump through the roof on a USED bike. Holy Christmas…. Do these guys have a clue?
- Buying a new motorcycle is nothing like buying a car! Heck, If I look at a Honda Accord and kick the tires take a test drive, etc., I can then say, I want you to find me a blue one, or one with this accessory or that accessory. But you can’t sit on some other motorcycle and say that. You’ve got to sit on it, play with it, take IT for the test drive….. How the heck are they ever going to sell one of these?
I was so mad at YAMAHA yesterday I almost bought a Kaw Concourse at the LOCAL dealer….. But, that is not MY dream-bike….
PO’d in Atlanta….. Gonna go fix another XS11
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