Guess I got burned

[Snow]

Originally posted by UncleSpot
Hey Webbcraft2150,
where *IS* South Haven, Michigan ??!??!??.....

In the South West I believe.

[John]

Re: "What's a Screwy Griffen?"

Originally posted by prometheus578
Come on GNEPIG...Out with the address.
(the "wheelbarrow o' poop" in my backyard is getting full and my dogs keep contributing)
Am too tired to roll it into the woods to dump it. Much easier to package it in a box, mark it "motorcycle parts" and ship it somewhere.

Ya know, you could put it in some small bags and place it on peoples door steps, ring the bell, and...well, it IS Halloween, after all.

[Yamaniac]

Re: "What's a Screwy Griffen?"

I suppose I'm alsothe only person who stuffs junk mail return envelopes with gay porn and sends them back, too, huh? Yeah, right!

Dont know so much about the gay porn or where to get it, but I like to take the crap mail they send me, shred it, along with any other crap mail I can find, and send it back to them in their nice, prepaid envelopes. You gotta put your address in there somewhere though, so they know who not to send it to again. Good Times!

Webbcraft, sorry for the PIA this has been for you.

[prometheus578]

Dont know so much about the gay porn or where to get it

The late owner of the shop I work at also owned the adult vidie store on the corner. Everything had to go... VCRs, Cd players, movies, etc. I saw the "Men's" magazines and got excited(no... not for those reasons!!!) But, oh, the possabilities.
Quite effective if used properly.
Oh, the humiliation....
There I was... sitting in H.S. math class... been trying for weeks to weasle my way into the heart of the green eyed girl sitting next to me. Teacher was walking up and down the aisles.
My "friends", (one of whom sat in front of me) had broken into my locker the day before. As the teacher approached, my "friend" reached around and knocked my textbook onto the floor.
Out flew page after page of naked men, engaged in whatever men like that do with each other.
Teacher: "Yeah... I figured as much," shook his head and walked away.
Nope... never did get to go out with that girl, either.

Funny... how life's little lessons shape and warp the demented adult mind.

[pggg]

Don't lie Prom, we all know chicks dig poofters..

[prometheus578]

Don't lie Prom, we all know chicks dig poofters..

They make great "male" friends, as they're non-threatening, and always fun to go shopping with.
I spot them easily at the store... as they always avoid the tool section.

[80mdnt11]

Tool Section?

I spot them easily at the store... as they always avoid the tool section...........................

That would be the HARDWARE store Right?!?
As for the so-called friend in HS.................................PAY-BACK!?!

[MikeFromMT]

Tool Section

My friend likes to say his lezbo sister is a sales rep for “strap-on tools”

[GNEPIG]

.. check it out, this mr stiffin gettin impatient after three days


"grewie_stiffin wrote on 08-19-2006 12:38 PM:
Hows it going? I have not heard from you so I was wondering if you still had those baffles? Just wanted to know if I should continue my search."


quote:
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"quote by grewie_stiffin
Re: Baffles
I guess i did, i just didnt check it. My Shipping Information is:

Chris Greene
1434 Hollycrest Circle
Galesburg, IL 61401

C.O.D. is cool, but if you can't i will gladly send you the money right away, just let me know!!"

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"You can lead a horse to water, but not a Whore to Culture"
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quote by Gene
.. knock yourself out Kurt
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[prometheus578]

"Hahahahahaahah!"

(I find that it's the simple pleasures that give life meaning)


What was that quote from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar?
"Cry havoc, and let slip the dog's poop of war!"

Just to clarify a few things. On the advice of legal counsel, I must state that I have no intention of using the mails to harrass or intimadate anyone, and all previous writings in this vein have been for entertainment purposes only.
(Moderators, please feel free to delete my postings in this thread.)

[MikeFromMT]

"You can lead a horse to water, but not a Whore to Culture"

You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.