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I've decided to name my bike.
I was heading home from school today when a small bird, perhaps a Robin or even the venerable blackbird so often lauded in songs and paintings for its sweet call and stunning beauty, struck the front fairing on my bike at about 80MPH. Now I was going 80 and the bird so carefree in its majestic meanderings hitherto and fro, was doing about 20 not headon as the crow flies but to a slight angle so as to reduce the overall speed to approx a mere 90 mph.
Though just a blur in my vision it came upon me with the stealth of a cheetah or perhaps a special forces soldier in the quite of the night. A loud bang signaled the collision and the flight of fancy was abruptly ended in a crimson spray of feathers, meat and the blood of the unwilling.
My XS11 then raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to bird genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blew up bodies, randomly shot at birds, and razed nests in a fashion reminiscent of Jingus Khan
Therefore, I shall name it Jingus
I was heading home from school today when a small bird, perhaps a Robin or even the venerable blackbird so often lauded in songs and paintings for its sweet call and stunning beauty, struck the front fairing on my bike at about 80MPH. Now I was going 80 and the bird so carefree in its majestic meanderings hitherto and fro, was doing about 20 not headon as the crow flies but to a slight angle so as to reduce the overall speed to approx a mere 90 mph.
Though just a blur in my vision it came upon me with the stealth of a cheetah or perhaps a special forces soldier in the quite of the night. A loud bang signaled the collision and the flight of fancy was abruptly ended in a crimson spray of feathers, meat and the blood of the unwilling.
My XS11 then raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to bird genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blew up bodies, randomly shot at birds, and razed nests in a fashion reminiscent of Jingus Khan
Therefore, I shall name it Jingus
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