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  • #1

    Found a bike name

    I've decided to name my bike.

    I was heading home from school today when a small bird, perhaps a Robin or even the venerable blackbird so often lauded in songs and paintings for its sweet call and stunning beauty, struck the front fairing on my bike at about 80MPH. Now I was going 80 and the bird so carefree in its majestic meanderings hitherto and fro, was doing about 20 not headon as the crow flies but to a slight angle so as to reduce the overall speed to approx a mere 90 mph.
    Though just a blur in my vision it came upon me with the stealth of a cheetah or perhaps a special forces soldier in the quite of the night. A loud bang signaled the collision and the flight of fancy was abruptly ended in a crimson spray of feathers, meat and the blood of the unwilling.
    My XS11 then raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to bird genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blew up bodies, randomly shot at birds, and razed nests in a fashion reminiscent of Jingus Khan

    Therefore, I shall name it Jingus
    79 XS1100F "JINGUS"
    07 V-star 1100
    Do you want it done right or do you want me to do it?
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    On a side note I got my MC endorsment today. Missed only 1 cone in the slalom. I passed with flying colors and Jingus performed admirably.
    79 XS1100F "JINGUS"
    07 V-star 1100
    Do you want it done right or do you want me to do it?

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    • #3
      It is spelled GHENGIS. He was a mongolian that almost conquered the known world of his day. He controlled the largest area of any of the old conquerers.
      put something smooooth betwen your legs, XS eleven
      79 F (Blueballs)
      79 SF (Redbutt)
      81 LH (organ donor)
      79 XS 650S (gone to MC heaven)
      76 CB 750 (gone to MC heaven)
      rover has spoken

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      • #4
        I know
        79 XS1100F "JINGUS"
        07 V-star 1100
        Do you want it done right or do you want me to do it?

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        • #5
          His grave/tomb/whatever is said to be found these days...

          LP
          If it doesn't have an engine, it's not a sport, it's only a game.
          (stole that one from I-dont-know-who)

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          • #6
            Hey Bud...congrats on the naming and the endorsement!
            '79 XS11F Standard

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            • #7
              Thanks.
              79 XS1100F "JINGUS"
              07 V-star 1100
              Do you want it done right or do you want me to do it?

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              • #8
                I should mention that the name has absolutley nothing to do with Ghengis Kahn and everything to do with the pronunciation of Ghengis by a certain Political scumbag .
                I tried to sneak in a cheap shot and apparantley missed. I thought the pronunciation was neat and seems to fit well. Also it pokes fun a an elitest traitor.
                79 XS1100F "JINGUS"
                07 V-star 1100
                Do you want it done right or do you want me to do it?

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                • #9
                  If this is becoming a political board, then I am out of here
                  put something smooooth betwen your legs, XS eleven
                  79 F (Blueballs)
                  79 SF (Redbutt)
                  81 LH (organ donor)
                  79 XS 650S (gone to MC heaven)
                  76 CB 750 (gone to MC heaven)
                  rover has spoken

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                  • #10
                    Sorry.. This wasn't my intention.
                    79 XS1100F "JINGUS"
                    07 V-star 1100
                    Do you want it done right or do you want me to do it?

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                    • #11
                      Re: Found a bike name

                      Originally posted by Bud Manley
                      My XS11 then raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to bird genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blew up bodies, randomly shot at birds, and razed nests in a fashion reminiscent of Jingus Khan

                      Therefore, I shall name it Jingus
                      Yeah, but did he put panties on the heads of his enemies? That's what the really, really naughty and mean-spirited warriors do.

                      I cought your drift, dude.
                      They Call Me the Breeze

                      '79 SF

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                      • #12
                        Bud, your reference was not lost on all. Thanks for the laugh.

                        Randy

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