Favorite Movie Lines

[prometheus578]

Clint Eastwood, Pale Rider I think it was. Clint has just spooked the local toughs with a show of speed while reaching for a bottle of whiskey.
Head Tough Guy: "So... you think you're quick, huh?"
Clint: "A lot quicker than you'll ever live to be."


Second Batman movie: (Penguin has just pushed the Ice Princess out a window to her death)
Female: "Penguin! You said you were just going to scare her!"
Penguin: "She looked pretty scared to me."

[Wayne]

Ferris : I do have a test today, that wasn't bull****. It's on European socialism. I mean really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.

Cam : The 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California. Less than 100 were made. My father spent 3 years restoring this car. It is his love. It is his passion...
Ferris : It is his fault he didn't lock the garage.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

[Upright]

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

[tfm3]

AAAHHH.. ooohhh.. mmmmm....UGHHH!!!ohhhh...
Traci Lords. Off the top of my head I can't quite recall which of her films that classic line hails from.Her opus is so huge.

[Materi]

[graybird78]

she touched my pepe steve. michael keaton movie.

are you people on dope. not sure of the movie.

[macnut xj]

Originally posted by graybird78
are you people on dope. not sure of the movie.

"Fast Times at Ridgemont High"! Mr. Hand (Ray Walston "My Favorite Martian")

Another of my favorite movies!

[Parr8hed]

"How can you shoot women and children?

-Easy, you just don't lead them so much."

Full Metal Jacket.

I also saw one on the first page, "If god wanted you up there, he would have miracled your ass up there."

So many great ones from that movie. Like;

"I am going to rip off your balls so that you won't contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you private pile, if it shortdicks every cannible in the congo."

[justyn.smith]

Nobody here got any kids???

Jumba "I will make you taller.... and not so fluffy"

626 "I like fluffy!"

Followed by

Gantu "Abomination!"

626 "Stupidhead.....ALOHA!"

Gantu "you're vile, you're foul, you're flawed!"

626 "I'm also cute and fluffy!"

or, for the very young....

Buttercup "you're a big fat sissy"

Blossom "I'm not fat"

[iron_llama]

Several lines from Boondock Saints- the prayers, and the 'code of behavior' speech in tho courtroom.

Also: "F*ck you, Vincenzo"
and "This guy's going *nowhere*. Hey, where you goin'? Freakin' *nowhere*"

[chevy45412001]

x

i think i broke his freakin neck... i think i broke his freakin neck
longest yard?

[John]

It's like, half Maui wowie, and half labrador. My F***ing dog ate my stash, and I had to follow him around with this baggie...

To paraphrase one of the classics. Cheech & Chong: Up in Smoke.

[jayklink]

Another kids one:

Shaggy: "We're gonna die! We're gonna die! - We're gonna die!"

Daphnie: " Think positive!"

Shaggy:" We're gonna die quickly!!!"

[fredintoon]

(again) from "Johnny Dangerously"
Bimboid to Johnny:-
You're the first guy I ever met who's name was an adverb."
Fred Hill, S'toon.

[thumperjsa]

Some great lines from Blazing Saddles.

Waco kid:
What did you expect? 'Welcome, sonny?' 'Make yourself at home.' 'Marry my daughter.' You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the New West. You know - morons.

Mexican Applicant:
Badges... we don't need no stinking badges...

Waco Kid:
Oh Boys... look what I got over here.
Bart:
Hey, where are the white women at.

Bart:
Excuse me while I whip this out.

Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: Gol- darn it, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Lili Von Shtupp:
Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat - or are you just enjoying the show?

Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: (gleefully) I like rape.
Lamarr: Charming. Sign right here.

Lamarr:
I've decided to launch an attack that will reduce Rock Ridge to ashes...I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the West. Take this down: I want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers, horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, ****-kickers, and Methodists!


Some research helped to get some of the lines correct on filmsite.org