Favorite Movie Lines

[Materi]

OK, yeah...I got some time on my hands, It is finally raining here in N.E. Wyoming.

At the moment I think my favorite line has to be:

"I got two guns, one for each of ya"

Doc Holiday to a Clanton hood after the hood tells him he's so drunk he's probably seeing double.

From the all-time classic TOMBSTONE

[sixtysix]

My favorite all time movie (comedy) is Johnny Dangerously.


Johnny Kelly gives mom Kelly an ashtray for her birthday and she says, " Bless the saints! It's an ashtray! Iv'e been thinking on taking up smoking, this clinches it."

[jkgrubbs]

"That's mighty bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!"

You tell me who, where, and in what.

I guess we could start a movie trivia contest. Place The Quote!

[Bud Manley]

Ned Pepper to john wayne from true grit
"Jesus H Christ don't make any f%*&ing effort. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass there by now."

[Czekus21]

Get er done. ( larry the cable guy )
Ya might be a redneck if ? ( Jeff Foxworthy )
Here's yer sign ( Bill Engvall )
The Blue Coller Comedy Tour.

[young nip]

movie lines

Cool thread guys!!!!

"Man's gotta know his limitations" (squint/sneer.)
(squint eastwood. last line in magnum force as he blows up the corrupt police captain who is possesssed with vigilanti-isms.)

"if the world was made of gold, men would be killing eachother over a hand full of dirt" ( gary cooper- garden of evil)

Steve

[young nip]

"I love the smell of an XS warming up in the morning!"
(young nip. Living out a common scene

[tfm3]

where's the rest of the line?
smells like ???

Robert Duvall- Apocalypse Now

[chevy45412001]

?

What we have here is....failure to comunicate.

[TopCatGr58]

No racial/ethnic slanders intended here!!!
Paraphrased, can't remember exact quote, but close.

"Leave it to a ginnie to bring a knife to gunfight!"

Sean Connery in the newer Kevin Costner's "Untouchables"
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Hey Young Nip,
Nice paraphrase of "I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"!

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Just thought about this one:

When asked what type of music they play in their establishment, the woman replies
"We have both kinds, country and western!" ;p

In another film, when asked if ?he? likes country, replies:
"worst than Liver"!!!
My sentiments exactly!!
T.C.

[John]

Originally posted by Czekus21
Get er done. ( larry the cable guy )
Ya might be a redneck if ? ( Jeff Foxworthy )
Here's yer sign ( Bill Engvall )
The Blue Coller Comedy Tour.

I don't want to be drunk in public. I want to be drunk in a bar"
Ron Whiite- Blue Collar Comedy tour.

[sksxs1100]

When asked what type of music they play in their establishment, the woman replies
"We have both kinds, country and western!" ;p


blues brothers....

[jkgrubbs]

Jesus H Christ don't make any f%*&ing effort. If God would have wanted you up there h

FMJ
DI to Pyle

What we have here is....failure to comunicate
Cool Hand Luke,

Shakin' the bush, Boss!


I'll be yer huckleberry!

[randy]

I'll be yer huckleberry!

Doc Holliday to Johnny Ringo in the ?latest? verison of "Tombstone"



"Whatsamatter, too stuffy in there?" "Lemme give ya some air"

BLAM BLAM BLAM (gunshots)

[xssiveone]

Ya have to be an old fart like me to remember these lines.

"Taking a trip?"
"Yeah."
"Where to?"
"Oh, I don't know.. where ever I end up I guess."
"Man, I wish I was you".
"Really? Well, hang in there."