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  • A running list of my own stupidities (warning: longish rant)

    I know there is already a dumba$$ thread, but I feal that I may, over time, need my own.
    I'll keep a running commentary of my work on the XS as a warning to others, that they can learn from my idiocy, I've always had more nerve than brains when it comes to working on things better left to proffesionals, from cars to carpentry to plumbing/ heating. I think my wife has developed an aspirin addiction over it
    So, Monday night, I got home from work and parked the bike, so far so good. When I went to ride it a couple of hours later, I found the front tire completely flat. Tried a can of liquid jack, which promptly dissipated completely since the tire and rim were no longer on speaking terms. Being as how it was late and dark, and I had places to go, I hopped in my wife's minivan to run my errands, leaving the bike for Tuesday.
    Got home from work yesterday (driving my own van, which really should be off the road until I fix it) and went after the tire. Lacking a bike jack, and any form of common sense, I verified that the fuel valves were closed, and lay the bike gently on its left side in my lawn-- nice soft grass. It wasn't until I had the tire off (a fairly long ordeal since I had no idea what I was doing, and didn't think until too late that I should grab the manual) that I thought of gasoline in the carbs. Sure enough, nice little killing my grass. (wife popped 2 more aspirin)
    Since I didn't take the front fender off (idiot) I was able to pick up the bike and rest it on the front forks, thus stopping the flow. Of course, this still left me having to put the bike back on its side to get the tire back on, but what hey, that patch of grass is now shot anyway.
    Took the tire to the gas station down the street and filled it. brought it home sprayed it with soapy water, no leak. At this point the wife, too distressed to watch anymore of these antics, insisted that I take her to the mall to finish the back to school shopping. So, off we go, leaving the poor bike with no front tire, to the mall. We got home well after dark, so I went ahead and waited for the wife to go to sleep before attacking the bike again, figuring I should spare her more for one day. Put the bike back on its side, and installed the tire. In the dark and on its side like that, it took me 2 hours to get the tire lined up, and when I finally got it settled, I found that the break pads wer not seated quite right. At this point, I had one of my rare moments of clarity, and decided not to screw with it anymore. Will need to go at it again tonight, have already told the wife that she needs to disapear when I get home from work for her own mental health, and went to work in her car, leaving the bike reassembed and upright in the middle of the yard. I have since read the instructions in the Yamaha repair manual, so I should be able to take it back off and install it properly if that turns out to be necessary. I will keep this updated as I work/ fumble.
    Last edited by Hmar; 08-31-2011, 04:40 AM.
    1981 XS 11 special
    red
    40,000 miles

  • #2
    Now that's funny, I don't care who ya are.

    Hmar, go to your nearest auto parts or department store and buy one of those cheapo floor jack/jackstand kits. You can get them for under $30 and are priceless in this type of situation. With the bike on the center stand you can jack up the front of the frame and get the front wheel off the ground.

    I've found it easier to remove/install the front wheel with the fender removed (4 bolts) and the calipers removed (2 bolts). That makes the axle and speedo drive alignment the toughest part but even that is fairly simple at that angle.
    Greg

    Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

    ― Albert Einstein

    80 SG Ol' Okie;79 engine & carbs w/pods, 45 pilots, 140 mains, Custom Mac 4 into 2 exhaust, ACCT,XS850 final drive,110/90/19 front tire,TKat fork brace, XS750 140 MPH speedometer, Vetter IV fairing, aftermarket hard bags and trunk, LG high back seat, XJ rear shocks.

    The list changes.

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    • #3
      I have an xtra center stand I'd be happy to let you have for shipping cost only. You don't even have to mount the spring.....just put two bolts on when you want to use it and take it back off when you ride.
      79 XS11 Special (Lazarus)
      80 XS850 Special (Old Faithful)
      80 XS11 Standard sorta stock (Beatrice)
      79 DT 100

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      • #4
        Hi Hmar,
        it seems you are a mere beginner but relax, you will soon learn how to change tires without killing the grass. Next on the learning curve is the realization that the bike's engine is not a featureless lump that works by magic at all, that there's actual parts in there. Then you will take a cover off to look. Then the real troubles begin!
        Fred Hill, S'toon
        XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
        "The Flying Pumpkin"

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        • #5
          Originally posted by fredintoon View Post
          Hi Hmar,
          it seems you are a mere beginner but relax, you will soon learn how to change tires without killing the grass. Next on the learning curve is the realization that the bike's engine is not a featureless lump that works by magic at all, that there's actual parts in there. Then you will take a cover off to look. Then the real troubles begin!
          I did that once on my Pontiac. I got $300 for it in scrap weight.
          1981 XS 11 special
          red
          40,000 miles

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          • #6
            Originally posted by xs11lover View Post
            I have an xtra center stand I'd be happy to let you have for shipping cost only. You don't even have to mount the spring.....just put two bolts on when you want to use it and take it back off when you ride.
            Bike has a centerstand, It just never occured to me that I could use it to hold up the front end of the bike. I sometimes suspect that I may be mildly retarted.
            1981 XS 11 special
            red
            40,000 miles

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            • #7
              It will if you put a jack under the frame in the front,,,,or anything tall enough to hold the front tire up and not fall over.
              79 XS11 Special (Lazarus)
              80 XS850 Special (Old Faithful)
              80 XS11 Standard sorta stock (Beatrice)
              79 DT 100

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              • #8
                sometimes suspect that I may be mildly retarted.
                ...........and odds are will not win a spelling-B .......or stay at HolidayInnExpress......................but using a centerstand opens new possibilities.........there IS hope.........
                81H Venturer1100 "The Bentley" (on steroids) 97 Yamaha YZ250(age reducer) 92 Honda ST1100 "Twisty"(touring rocket) Age is relative to the number of seconds counted 'airing' out an 85ft. table-top.

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                • #9
                  Relax, Hmar.
                  You are in good company. I'm sure no one here has ever gone through anything like that. I know I haven't.
                  RIP Whiskers (Shop Boss) 25+yrs

                  "It doesn't hurt until you find out no one is looking"

                  Everything on hold...

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by BA80 View Post

                    Hmar, go to your nearest auto parts or department store and buy one of those cheapo floor jack/jackstand kits. You can get them for under $30 and are priceless in this type of situation. With the bike on the center stand you can jack up the front of the frame and get the front wheel off the ground.

                    I've found it easier to remove/install the front wheel with the fender removed (4 bolts) and the calipers removed (2 bolts). That makes the axle and speedo drive alignment the toughest part but even that is fairly simple at that angle.
                    Hi Greg,
                    thing is, Hmar sez he has 2 vans available for his use.
                    One of them at least must still have it's factory scissor jack which will rock his bike back on it's centrestand quite readily.
                    With the $30 he's just saved he can buy himself a set of ratcheting box-end wrenches to remove his front fender bolts.
                    To think of the time I've wasted with a plain box-end wrench doing the 1/12th turn/flip-the-wrench/cuss/repeat fandango pulling those bolts instead of using my ratchet-box-end! If my foot would reach my arse I would kick myself.
                    Fred Hill, S'toon
                    XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
                    "The Flying Pumpkin"

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                    • #11
                      Well for the price Fred, the jack and the jackstands are worth it. I have 2 jacks and 4 stands in my garage and use them constantly. IMHO
                      Greg

                      Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

                      ― Albert Einstein

                      80 SG Ol' Okie;79 engine & carbs w/pods, 45 pilots, 140 mains, Custom Mac 4 into 2 exhaust, ACCT,XS850 final drive,110/90/19 front tire,TKat fork brace, XS750 140 MPH speedometer, Vetter IV fairing, aftermarket hard bags and trunk, LG high back seat, XJ rear shocks.

                      The list changes.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by BA80 View Post
                        Well for the price Fred, the jack and the jackstands are worth it. I have 2 jacks and 4 stands in my garage and use them constantly. IMHO
                        You also have what 7 bikes?
                        Nathan
                        KD9ARL

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                        1978 XS1100E
                        K&N Filter
                        #45 pilot Jet, #137.5 Main Jet
                        OEM Exhaust
                        ATK Fork Brace
                        LED Dash lights
                        Ammeter, Oil Pressure, Oil Temp, and Volt Meters

                        Green Monster Coils
                        SS Brake Lines
                        Vision 550 Auto Tensioner

                        In any moment of decision the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing.

                        Theodore Roosevelt

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                        • #13
                          I have two jacks and 4 jackstand... I can never find them when I need them...until I go outside and see the mustang then I remember wher the stands are. (the jacks are under it) Never can have to many tools
                          Ty

                          78 XS1100E - Now in Minnesota
                          80 XS1100LG - The Punisher
                          82 XJ1100 - Current project - The Twins
                          82 XJ1100 - Wife's Bike - The Twins
                          82 XJ1100 - Daughter's Bike
                          72 Suzuki TS125 - Daughter's Bike
                          72 Yamaha Mini JT2 - Youngest Daughter's bike (She wants a bigger one now)

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                          • #14
                            brakes

                            Probly gonna hafta crack the bleeders on your calipers & spread the brakes a little.
                            Tom Clisham

                            Age is relative YOU WON"T GET OLD TIL YOU SELL THE BIKE
                            _____________________________________________

                            '78xs1100E ,all stock & original GONE TO WISCONSIN

                            '80 SG Vetter fairing,hard bags,trunk,fork brace,
                            stock headers with fishtail mufflers,black & beautiful GONE TO ARIZONA

                            79SF lowered,jardine 4/2 exhaust,pod filters,drilled rotors,fork brace, bar hopper

                            79SF 1 owner,8000 miles, restoring to completely original ( I hope) GONE TO FRANCE

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Hmar View Post
                              Bike has a centerstand, It just never occured to me that I could use it to hold up the front end of the bike. I sometimes suspect that I may be mildly retarted.
                              Naw, just a biker, probably just thinking in too straight of a line. Just put it on the center stand and and rock it back to hold the front wheel in the air and stack something under the front of the engine to hold it in the air. I've used bricks or two by fours, or even a spare tank off my 400 .

                              I do try to use my jack however, when I can remember where I put it , and then can get to it .
                              Cy

                              1980 XS1100G (Brutus) w/81H Engine
                              Duplicolor Mirage Paint Job (Purple/Green)
                              Vetter Windjammer IV
                              Vetter hard bags & Trunk
                              OEM Luggage Rack
                              Jardine Spaghetti 4-2 exhaust system
                              Spade Fuse Box
                              Turn Signal Auto Cancel Mod
                              750 FD Mod
                              TC Spin on Oil Filter Adapter (temp removed)
                              XJ1100 Front Footpegs
                              XJ1100 Shocks

                              I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

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