aaaaahhhhh the ol lady..........

[DGXSER]

*cough cough*...Rick....*Cough cough*

Read all of the post....he gave that answer.....


Having a SWMBO that is an attorney, I am required to tell her all of THOSE jokes.....

What do you have if you got 1000 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean.............A good start!

What do you have if you got a lawyer buried up to their neck in sand.......not enough sand

A guy was walking down the street when he sees a Buick with five lawyers in it go careening off the side of a cliff and hit at the bottom bursting into a ball of flames. He walks down the road in tears as a police man sees him and ask him what is wrong, he relays what he saw to the officer. When the officer ask him why he is crying, the man replays "The Buick seat six!!"

[Ivan]

How many male chauvinists does it take to do dishes?
That's a woman's job.

[fredintoon]

F***in' A

What the **** do you mean work on my ***damned ****ing communication haven't you heard **** I've ****ing said?

Hi Greg,
by the time my two boys had gotten into grade 10 or thereabouts, their normal speech had turned into a nearly continuous stream of profanity.
I finally had to tell them:-
'English is the world's most expressive language, having more than 100,000 words in common use. Only ONE of those words is "f**k", not every second one."

[Ivan]

Fred,
While that may be true of English, it is most certainly untrue of "Okie", "Aggie", "Jayhawk", or "Husker".

Thus it should not be held against us, as our slang makes proper english seem.....well, to be honest, EFFED UP!

[fredintoon]

No F-word required

Fred,
While that may be true of English, it is most certainly untrue of "Okie", "Aggie", "Jayhawk", or "Husker".

Thus it should not be held against us, as our slang makes proper english seem.....well, to be honest, EFFED UP!

Hi Ivan,
a couple of examples of how to be offensive using proper English.
To someone you hold in contempt:-
"You participating product of maternal incest."
To someone who has just rear-ended your vehicle-
Your driving skills are only exceeded by your good looks, intelligence and breeding, you ugly moronic bastard!"