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  • Thee_oddball
    XSive
    • Apr 2009
    • 87

    #1

    a joke?

    I wonder if this is a joke...


    I decided to sell off my SUZUKI GS500E which I bought recently for a heavy (1500) price. My loss is your gain. Price has been reduced because the engine is kind of seized. Was trying to do an oil change and while the oil was being drained the engine was on in Idle condition and it got stuck... To get it released from tat position is just a 20 min job for a mechanic but I am moving for a Ninja 600 so not interested in this bike anymore.
    The engine seized in while idling and not while riding so it may not be a big effort to get it undone.
    I paid a lot for the bike since it has just 5400 miles so no low ball offers

    Carbs rebuilt recently
    Everything works in the bike
    Original title in my name
    Will sell it as is
    Cash only... No trades....

    PS: If the posting is still there the bike is still there... Willing to throw in a riding helmet and leather gloves since they dont fit me well...

    Ask for pics or wait till I upload them soon

    sooooo he was trying to change the oil with the bike running?!?!? ...
    1982 XJ1100J MAX ,25.000 miles
  • TopCatGr58
    Administrator
    • Jul 2002
    • 12650
    • Portsmouth, Va.

    #2
    The Engine is "Kinda Seized" ?

    That's like Kinda Pregnant!!

    Here's HIS SIGN!
    T.C.
    T. C. Gresham
    81SH "Godzilla" . . .1179cc super-rat.
    79SF "The Teacher" . . .basket case!
    History shows again and again,
    How nature points out the folly of men!

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    • gareth
      XStremely XSive
      • Jul 2007
      • 259
      • New York City

      #3
      Nice,

      I bet the gloves and helmet are kind of too small, or kind of too large. And I would like to meet the mechanic tat can unseize an engine in 20 minutes.

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      • DGXSER
        Doctor of XSology(Deceased)
        • Nov 2008
        • 12001
        • Cincinnati, Ohio

        #4
        Next thing you hear when you call him is he could not get it to quit running because he fed it energy drink!
        Life is what happens while your planning everything else!

        When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.

        81 XS1100 Special - Humpty Dumpty
        80 XS1100 Special - Project Resurrection


        Previously owned
        93 GSX600F
        80 XS1100 Special - Ruby
        81 XS1100 Special
        81 CB750 C
        80 CB750 C
        78 XS750

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        • tbishop11
          XStremely XSive
          • Feb 2009
          • 208
          • NW Florida

          #5
          I wonder if he'd would work on my bike, it kinda needs some work.
          "Shop"
          Click Here! For the latest XS11 bobber update. shopschops.blogspot.com

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          • tw1980
            XSive Maximus
            • Apr 2009
            • 662
            • Bend OR

            #6
            I think I might have bought a car from this guy when I was younger,and a bridge,then there was that land deal I made with him for that swamp land in Florida.
            1980 special (Phyllis)
            1196 10.5 to 1 kit,megacycle cams,shaved head,dynojet carb kit,ported intake and exhaust,mac 4 into 1 exhaust,drilled rotors,ss brake lines,pods,mikes xs green coils,iridium plugs,led lights,throttle lock,progressive shocks,oil cooler,ajustable cam gears,HD valve springs,Vmax tensioner mod

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            • fredintoon
              Master of XSology
              • Mar 2004
              • 6795
              • Saskatoon SK

              #7
              Originally posted by gareth
              Nice, - - - I would like to meet the mechanic that can unseize an engine in 20 minutes.
              No problem Gareth,
              I have done it myself. My little BSA developed a nasty oil leak a long way from home. Stopped at a gas station every half-hour to buy another quart of oil to top up the oil tank. I guess the final leg was 7 miles too far. Simple bore seizure that freed itself in less than 20 minutes as the engine cooled down. By which time some real Samaritans had loaded the bike in their pickup truck to run it and me home. Admittedly the top-end teardown to free up the stuck rings took a bit longer.
              Fred Hill, S'toon
              XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
              "The Flying Pumpkin"

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              • mstic2000
                XSive Maximus
                • Aug 2008
                • 574
                • Saginaw, Mi

                #8
                I cringe at the thought of what he will do to a Ninja 600.
                My 1978 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v518/mstic2000/xs.jpg

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                • Ralphy
                  XSive
                  • May 2009
                  • 30
                  • Melbourne Australia

                  #9
                  Ya what!!!!???

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                  • oseaghdha
                    XS-XJ Guru
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 1075
                    • N43.02.5,W88.14.2

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mstic2000
                    I cringe at the thought of what he will do to a Ninja 600.
                    Or the other way round.
                    XS1100SF
                    XS1100F

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                    • petejw
                      XS-XJ Guru
                      • May 2005
                      • 2269
                      • sydney australia

                      #11
                      My whipper snipper seized while running a little while ago,
                      I drained a tea spoon of black goey oil out of the engine,
                      replaced it with fresh oil, removed the zip cord and with a t'bar and socket
                      was able to gradually rock the engine loose, after a bit the engine turned
                      over smoothly enough to start, its blowing a bit more smoke but its running good enough. but thats a whipper snipper not a motorcycle engine.
                      pete


                      new owner of
                      08 gen2 hayabusa


                      former owner
                      1981 xs1100 RH (aus) (5N5)
                      zrx carbs
                      18mm float height
                      145 main jets
                      38 pilots
                      slide needle shimmed .5mm washer
                      fitted with v/stax and uni pod filters

                      [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pA8dwxmAVA&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL[/url]

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                      • Erik the Red
                        XStremely XSive
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 422
                        • Northern MI

                        #12
                        Originally posted by DGXSER
                        Next thing you hear when you call him is he could not get it to quit running because he fed it energy drink!
                        But it's got electrolytes. ...It's what bikes crave!
                        -Do what makes you happy.

                        '79 Honda CB 750 K (2)
                        '78 XS 11 E - "Rhona"
                        ...and a 2nd E, for the goodies on it.

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                        • Fix
                          XStremely XSive
                          • May 2009
                          • 384
                          • Lake Orion, MI

                          #13
                          I'm putting this stuff in my bike. It's made with lightning.
                          Mike C
                          Lake Orion, Michigan
                          '78 XS1100E

                          Here I am! Where are you?

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                          • gareth
                            XStremely XSive
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 259
                            • New York City

                            #14
                            "Sports...you'll be good at them"..

                            LOL/

                            'Scuse me. I need to email this to everyone I know now..

                            G.

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                            • mstic2000
                              XSive Maximus
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 574
                              • Saginaw, Mi

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Fix
                              I'm putting this stuff in my bike. It's made with lightning.
                              I'm getting some for my cats. That should make things interesting around here.
                              My 1978 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v518/mstic2000/xs.jpg

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