Dont forget about next saturday!

[fredintoon]

Be careful what you wish for

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Hi mstic,
I don't think you got that quite right. The Koran allows the average male Muslim to merely avert his gaze let he be overcome with impure thoughts and does not exhort him to commit suicide. OTOH a Muslim terrorist is allowed to see any woman naked prior to raping her then cutting her throat.
Thus your plan will indeed reveal Muslim terrorists but only by putting American women at considerable risk.
Best you sit in your lawnchair cradling a 12 gauge rather than a 6 pack.
There will be two target classes, Rapist Muslims and WASP perverts with video cameras.

[soccer4m]

Lets have fun saturday

Wake up egleaves,,,,MOST TERRORISTS TODAY ARE MUSLIMS. This discussion is based on TODAY, not hundreds of years ago. If any extremist group could be eliminated with naked women wouldn't that be better than war? Maybe you can go back thousands of years, or millions of years and continue to dwell on atrocities committed throughout the world's history. TODAY, the major threat to our BRAVE MILITARY and the USA are the MUSLIM TERRORISTS. I say aye aye to naked women ridding the country of MUSLIM TERRORISTS. Obviously your perception that others have narrow minds to believe that most terrorists are muslims is laughable at best. Lets have some sense of humor and honesty within this forum.............Saturday, lets break out the let the fun begin.

[egleaves]

Wake up egleaves,,,,MOST TERRORISTS TODAY ARE MUSLIMS. This discussion is based on TODAY, not hundreds of years ago. If any extremist group could be eliminated with naked women wouldn't that be better than war? Maybe you can go back thousands of years, or millions of years and continue to dwell on atrocities committed throughout the world's history. TODAY, the major threat to our BRAVE MILITARY and the USA are the MUSLIM TERRORISTS. I say aye aye to naked women ridding the country of MUSLIM TERRORISTS. Obviously your perception that others have narrow minds to believe that most terrorists are muslims is laughable at best. Lets have some sense of humor and honesty within this forum.............Saturday, lets break out the let the fun begin.

I am wide-awake, my friend.

Read carefully, I said narrow sighted, not narrow minded. Having tunnel vision does not make one intolerant, just misguided. You have said nothing to make it obvious that my perceptions are laughable. I will not laugh at yours, I would rather try to help you understand mine, honestly.

It is true that the current threat is from a Muslim demographic and requires proper attention. It is not true that the Muslim faith is deserving of the stigma created by our stalwart association between the two words, Muslim and terrorist.

I say this from experiences out side of this forum and discussion. It turns my stomach and hurts my faith in humanity when I read a message scrawled on the bathroom wall, or an email circulated through the office suggesting that I should judge, hate, or even kill someone based solely on the pretense that they are Muslim. And if I don't, I am unpatriotic or un-American.

For the record, I love the country I live in and the opportunities it has afforded me. I support the troops 100%. I am not attempting to defend terrorism in any form; it is downright despicable. I am, however, attempting to defend the Muslim faith's right to not be judged on the actions of some. We don't judge the Christian faith in this manner even though it has more than it's fair share of radicals with guns and bombs.

I sincerely hope that nobody reading this thread feels like I am attacking anyone else, that couldn't be farther from my intent. My intention is to share a very open minded view of the world and humanity that I have to admit I feel strongly about.

I apologize if anyone thinks I am hijacking the thread. If it seems that way, I would bow out gracefully.

Just remember, it's only because some of them hate us that some of us hate them. The rest of us can't wait until everybody grows up and goes out for a beer.

Thanks for listening, it means a lot to me.

[DGXSER]

Just remember, it's only because some of them hate us that some of us hate them. The rest of us can't wait until everybody grows up and goes out for a beer.

Count me among "the rest of us"! Hate and fear are the strongest emotions and the most hurtful and reactionary. When you learn to set those aside and judge each situation based upon its own merits, then all will come out ahead.

Soo, lets share a laugh at a joke about men wanting to see nekid women. nothing new to anyone really! And lets all drink a beer!

[Trainzz]

Oh well

Tried to get SWMBO to practice for this event while in the swimming pool at the TravelLodge in Hurst ,Tx.





She hits hard!

[mstic2000]

Thus your plan will indeed reveal Muslim terrorists but only by putting American women at considerable risk.
Best you sit in your lawnchair cradling a 12 gauge rather than a 6 pack.
There will be two target classes, Rapist Muslims and WASP perverts with video cameras.

Point well taken.

But it was only a joke intended to spread a little humor and maybe get a chuckle. I wasn't trying to represent reality in any serious way, shape, or form.

Again, I apologize if I have offended anyone that might have take this SERIOUSLY.

Maybe I should just go back to Polish jokes. SWMBO is Polish and she luvs em!

[mstic2000]

Soo, lets share a laugh at a joke about men wanting to see nekid women. nothing new to anyone really! And lets all drink a beer!

WOW! SOMEBODY ACTUALLY GETS IT!!!!!

[mstic2000]

This probably belongs in the JOTD thread but....

Panda walks into the bar, orders some food, eats it, shoots the waiter, then leaves the bar. a guy in the bar goes, what was up with that!? and another guy goes, "he's a panda, look it up in the dictionary"

so he does Panda: Eats shoots and leaves

Now, I better not hear from any irrate Pandas or PETA members on this site.

[DGXSER]

SWMBO is a LPA = Lawyer, I tell her all my lawyer jokes like what do you have if you have 1000 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean, ......... a good start. Or a lwyer burried up to their neck in sand.........not enough sand.


She chuckles, I laugh, she sleeps alot lighter for a week and all is good.

[egleaves]

This probably belongs in the JOTD thread but....

Panda walks into the bar, orders some food, eats it, shoots the waiter, then leaves the bar. a guy in the bar goes, what was up with that!? and another guy goes, "he's a panda, look it up in the dictionary"

so he does Panda: Eats shoots and leaves

Now, I better not hear from any irrate Pandas or PETA members on this site.

Now that's funny! You should most definitely post that in JOTD.