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  • Dont forget about next saturday!

    Don't forget to mark your calendars.

    As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, & to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife, & to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American gov't appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists & applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America ! It is your patriotic duty! If you don't, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward & are in the position of posing as a national threat !
    My 1978 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v518/mstic2000/xs.jpg

  • #2
    I'm hoping and assuming that you are attempting to make a joke since it is wildly presumptuous to assume a Muslim is a terrorist.

    If that's what it means to be a patriot, count me out.
    I know this, because Tyler knows this.

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    • #3
      I've got my lawn chair and case of Sam Adams ready and waiting. SWMBO doesn't like the idea as much as I do though.
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      • #4
        I do like the intended humor there. Sam Adams products are very difficult to locate in this area of the country so I will have to be content with some of the Leinenkugels Red. The wife says she will help if I insist but she is not sure that the sight of her will help the cause as much as one would suppose. (She had just been explaining to her sister that she had dug out one of her old bikinis and it now looks like two rubber bands on an egg)

        Do remember that while all Muslims are not terrorists, almost all terrorists are Muslims!
        The Old Tamer
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        • #5
          IT'S A JOKE! But....in the political correctiness of Democratic Socialistic Liberalism....I apologize if I have offended anyone......
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          • #6
            Originally posted by mstic2000 View Post
            IT'S A JOKE! But....in the political correctiness of Democratic Socialistic Liberalism....I apologize if I have offended anyone......
            Not offended, it's just that I have read things like that in too many other places where the author is completely serious and would conclude that there is something wrong with me for not sharing their views.

            I'm not mad at 'ya.
            I know this, because Tyler knows this.

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            • #7
              This is a joke??!!

              That means that there will not be nekked wimmen walkin about Sat at 4:00?

              Dang
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              • #8
                Well Shoot,
                I already bought the beer so I am going to drink it anyway!
                The Old Tamer
                _________________________
                1979 XS1100SF (The Fire Dragon)
                1982 650 Maxim (The Little Dragon)
                another '82 650 Maxim (Parts Dragon)
                1981 XS1100SH (The Black Dragon)

                If there are more than three bolts holding it on there, it is most likely a very important part!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by newc4 View Post
                  This is a joke??!!

                  That means that there will not be nekked wimmen walkin about Sat at 4:00?

                  Dang
                  Well, maybe we can get an unofficial rally started? Sure do miss those burning bra's demonstrations back in the 70's!
                  My 1978 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v518/mstic2000/xs.jpg

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                  • #10
                    Swmbo says:

                    she will do it if I sit in the lawn chair Nude also. So I said that would entail about 2 more six packs of Sam Adams. So of course I will sacrifice all and do it for the good of the country!!!!!
                    Jack
                    J.D."Jack" Smith
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                    1978E straight job
                    "We the people are the rightful masters of both congress and the courts, not to overthrow the constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert the constitution." Abraham Lincoln

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                    • #11
                      muslims

                      Lets see, .....the vast majority of the terrorists in the World are Muslims, the vast majority of current wars are involving Muslims, the only people that have attacked USA in recent years have been Muslims, the Muslim church has yet to condemn, in any way, the Extremist Muslims, .....the only religion that promotes Violent Extremism is the Muslims,.......The Sunni Muslims and the Shiite Muslims have been fighting, world wide, for hundreds of years, ......and naked women could end all that? Yea right,,,,the Muslim religion is a religion of Peace, what a bunch of craxxxxp. What are we doing debating if it is politically correct? Let us carry out the plan and enjoy the view. I have yet to read or hear any media coverage of Muslims committing suicide in the USA over nekked women.
                      mike
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by xs11jack View Post
                        So of course I will sacrifice all and do it for the good of the country!!!!!
                        Jack
                        By Gawd! A TRUE PATRIOT!
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                        • #13
                          All I know is htis follow the two sacred rules of men, quote Jeff Foxworthy "I'd like a beer, and I'd like to see something naked". They can't say yes if you don't ask!!
                          Life is what happens while your planning everything else!

                          When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.

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                          • #14
                            I think everyone knows most Muslims are not terrorists.But I think everyone also knows most terrorists are Muslims.
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                            • #15
                              To say that "most terrorists are Muslims" is quite narrow sighted. I don't think people would be so hard on the Muslim faith if they gave themselves a little history lesson about the atrocities comitted in past centuries in the name of the Christian and/or Catholic faiths. Nearly every religion has it's share of "whackjob radicals" and they are the ones who make the ten 'o clock news as it is spoonfed to the masses. Terrorists are faithless by definition, Muslim terrorists are just the latest group of them to stir the international pot.

                              I think the whole political correctness movement is largely to blame for how blind people are to the bigger picture. Even though within the timeline of our own country's history our forefathers did horrible things to an indigenous population, we don't really teach that part of history to our children in great detail. Why not? Are we afraid it will make us look bad?

                              When I was in school I was taught all about the great people who founded this country and forged West expanding the territory. Manifest Destiny anyone? The school books mentioned very little of the people who were here first and what happened to them. We didn't discover the new land, we took it.

                              I guess what I'm trying to say here is that when you look a the bigger picture nearly every culture or religion is guilty of terrorism at some point in history.
                              I know this, because Tyler knows this.

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