Two things I hate...

[b.walker5]

Fords and Cats, a marriage made in heaven

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bpPpxAEt8A

[Wildkat]

I didn't find that a bit amusing...
Sick, twisted, demented... but not amusing...

Some on here will REALLY like it though...
Sick, twisted, demented individuals that they are...

[cueball]

best thing ever to come out of a ford factory. good friend of mine has a stumpy tailed heeler who positively loves cats. at last count she had spread 27 of the misbegotten creatures all over the countryside in very small pieces. good dog.

[DGXSER]

While I certainly feel that would earn a design award, and a medal for service to all, it does seem it would also make quite the mess out of your car with all those heads rolling about inside.

I still vote for changing your antifreeze in the driveway and "forgetting" to empty the open container for a few days.

[BigDick]

I wonder how much extra you have to pay for that feature?

[Big Daddy Funk]

Kinda makes you want to break into song

Cat heads, Cat heads, rollee polee cat heads. You can put em on a stick, you can kick em all around, Cat heads, Cat heads, rolee, polee Cat heads.
"Now that thar is funny, I don't care what you say" (Larry the cable guy)

I'll have to show this to my 31yr old daughter who has 3 cats. I'll take an awfull kickin but she probably won't ask me to mind her cats when she's away anymore.

[Fix]

This was an contriversial marketing campaign back in 2004. The whole scene is, of course, fake. The website's long since gone but you can still see bits of it using the internet wayback machine.

[Wildkat]

but she probably won't ask me to mind her cats when she's away anymore.

How did she get you to mind them in the first place? and how do you understand their commands? And if you DO mind them... does this mean you're whipped?

lol

[DGXSER]

Repeat

I know I posted this link in another thread, but seems appropriate for this one. I think I know where the car owner works!

http://www.superlaugh.com/1/chowmein.swf

[mstic2000]

Some are just plain sicker than others...

[Ivan]

There was another one where the hood popped open and killlled a dove.

Seeing how I am allergic to cats I have never been able to get to know them. Catsssss seem to take profuse sneezing as a threat.

As far as hating Fords, that must come from Ford not wanting a bailout, or possibly its just a self destructive behavior. Some people cut themselves, some hate Ford. Neither makes a lick of sense.

[DGXSER]

As far as hating Fords, that must come from Ford not wanting a bailout, or possibly its just a self destructive behavior. Some people cut themselves, some hate Ford. Neither makes a lick of sense.

Or just from owning some of their POS products when they decided to enter the four cylinder market. Just like I would never own another chrysler product after owning a turbo charged Plymouth Sundance and a 94 Voyager. Neither of which made it past 70,000 miles without needing major work which qualifies as a POS in my book.

Now, when it comes to trucks, Ford has it down and they do quite well.

[cywelchjr]

Or just from owning some of their POS products when they decided to enter the four cylinder market. Just like I would never own another chrysler product after owning a turbo charged Plymouth Sundance and a 94 Voyager. Neither of which made it past 70,000 miles without needing major work which qualifies as a POS in my book.

Now, when it comes to trucks, Ford has it down and they do quite well.

Or from that Joke they called a Mustang in the later 70's That thing was a total joke. A pinto on steriods with the mustang logo on the front. You notice that you don't see any of those running around any more (stupid mustang II's)

[nubee]

More innovative

Suburban Auto Group (old but still good stuff!)

[Ivan]

Or just from owning some of their POS products when they decided to enter the four cylinder market. Just like I would never own another chrysler product after owning a turbo charged Plymouth Sundance and a 94 Voyager. Neither of which made it past 70,000 miles without needing major work which qualifies as a POS in my book.

Now, when it comes to trucks, Ford has it down and they do quite well.

You mean the 2.3l engine that went in the pintos and was still running strong in the Ranger as late as 2000? That thing was bullet proof.

Oh and the 94 Voyager probably had the 3.0l Mitsusquishy engine in it, which was a real turd. The 3.3l engines in the Chrysler minivans were actually Chrysler engines that were bulletproof.

You want a real POS 4 cylinder? QUAD-4. That was the single most hated engine ever created. Guess who made that? GM. They were really proud of it too, because by the second year of production had over 20 variations. It only had little problems like the head cracking into multiple pieces, or the timing chain jumping and shoving valves through the piston crowns. Compared to the Ford 2.3l engine that needed a timing belt replaced at 50k intervals, it really shines. I don't know how many QUAD-4 engines Ihave taken heads off in three or four separate pieces. I can't count that high with my shoes off and my fly open.

The Mustang 2 only looked like a Pinto (which was not that bad of a car, once the bumper issue was solved, Unlike GM 2WD trucks that had ball joint troubles that would throw a front wheel off at random times). The chassis was a different design which later became the 79-94 mustang. Buddy of mine had one that came from the factory with a 302, and we managed to cram a 351 Windy with a C6 in it. Yeah, it was a real POS that weighed less than the drivers door of a Camaro, had double the horse power (of the car, not just the door) and cornered like a friggen F1 car. The onlly problem was when we picked up some chicks. There wasn't enough room to fool around in the car, which is where the GM truck sans the tires had the edge, except for the part that no man would want to get down with a chick that would do it in the back of a chevy truck. GROSS!

Here is the single most glaring fault that the Ford Motor company ever made. I can't believe they ever did this. It makes me sick, and almost ready to give in to the argument that Ford sucks, but not quite:



DEAR GOD FORD! Did someone perform a ritual castration on you?