"Hey you... yeah you, Lard Ass!"

[fredintoon]

Motivation

Hi list,
this string has segued from heart attacks into weight loss.
You know those e-mails that sneak through the best of spam filters and offer you a magic nostrum that'll make your wang grow longer?
They have no medical or scientific validity but here is mine that does work and it's yours for free!
Lose 2 Pi inches from around your waistline. Your wang will not really grow longer but there will be another inch of it available for deployment.
If this thought don't motivate you nothing will.

[Special Ed]

Let me see if i got this right: if you weigh 300 lbs and have a 4" willy, and you loose 100 lbs and have a 5 " willy,. does that mean that if you weigh 120 lbs ( like me ) I would have a 7" willy? Yes SWMBO has measured, but I won't report.
Have heard that the size of a a bikers gonads are inversly proportional to the size of the rear tyre of his bike , or the volume of his bikes exoust! And f***k the spelling. I'm drunk.
Special Ed

[DGXSER]

Wow, now I saw the connection of weight lose to the heart health. But other than the uhhh....exercise being aluded to testing your heart.

[fredintoon]

Let me see if i got this right: if you weigh 300 lbs and have a 4" willy, and you loose 100 lbs and have a 5 " willy,. does that mean that if you weigh 120 lbs ( like me ) I would have a 7" willy? - - -

Hi Ed,
sorry, no. Or at least, your willy may be a 7 incher, I dunno. Perhaps if you measured it from it's tip to your dump chute? Whatever, your willy is the length God made it and it can't be made any longer.
What we are discussing is the portion of it that sticks out beyond your gut.
That will increase if your gut shrinks and thus more of it will be available for deployment in it's genetic transfer mode which in turn will make you more popular with the ladies.
However, if you weigh 120 lbs and starved 2Pi inches off your waistline you'd most likely be dead in which case your willy's genetic transfer mode could not happen.

[xs11jack]

I haven't been around lately myself and it was a shock to see Prom injoying hisself. So I called the hospital and got this info from the charge nurse. She says that when Prom was admitted the attending nurse was about as ugly as a mud fence. Now when the shift change came around, she told the dayshift nurse, a really good looker, that Prom had this tatoo on his willy that said SHORT. Well the next day the cuttie told the butt ugly nurse that she was wrong, the tatoo said "SHORTY'S BAR AND GRILL. ALBUQUERQUE NEW MEXICO." You know I think he's going to be OK now.

[xsilerating]

I haven't been around lately myself and it was a shock to see Prom injoying hisself. So I called the hospital and got this info from the charge nurse. She says that when Prom was admitted the attending nurse was about as ugly as a mud fence. Now when the shift change came around, she told the dayshift nurse, a really good looker, that Prom had this tatoo on his willy that said SHORT. Well the next day the cuttie told the butt ugly nurse that she was wrong, the tatoo said "SHORTY'S BAR AND GRILL. ALBUQUERQUE NEW MEXICO." You know I think he's going to be OK now.

Oh, oh... now you've really got him dreaming (in Technicolour ) . Poor fella... may not ever return to reality after that!