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Gremlin Bells, maybe.
There's a difference:
A Gremlin bell will fix bike problems.
A cow bell is what my last date should have worn around her neck."Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy) -
Ok I'm confused. Maybe you shouldn't date girls that drive gremlins?Originally posted by prometheus578 View Post
Ich habe dich nicht gefragt.Comment
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Oh, I can't pass this one up!
And what was she saying?Originally posted by prometheus578 View Post
Where's the BEEF ?
T.C.T. C. Gresham
81SH "Godzilla" . . .1179cc super-rat.
79SF "The Teacher" . . .basket case!
History shows again and again,
How nature points out the folly of men!Comment
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Pro.. you sicko!
Did the farmer tell you to have her back in the barn by sunset so nobody would try to "Tip" her? (For those that don't know what cow tipping is... look it up)
Should have got along well with her.. a bale of hay is what.. 4-5 bucks? Cheap date. Was it that she had four nipples to just your three that bugged you? Sounds to me like you missed a good thing. All that body heat during the winter, free methane... just back her up to the candles and get those sporadic bursts of heat. Then, when you either tire of her or warmer temps arrive, you can simply "Divorce" her.. then cut her up and put her in the freezer without the cops coming to snoop around like the last time... AND you don't lose half your stuff!
TodTry your hardest to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.
You can live to be 100, as long as you give up everything that would make you want to live to be 100!
Current bikes:
'06 Suzuki DR650
*'82 XJ1100 with the 1179 kit. "Mad Maxim"
'82 XJ1100 Completely stock fixer-upper
'82 XJ1100 Bagger fixer-upper
'82 XJ1100 Motor/frame and lots of boxes of parts
'82 XJ1100 Parts bike
'81 XS1100 Special
'81 YZ250
'80 XS850 Special
'80 XR100
*Crashed/Totalled, still ownComment
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I don't know
I don't know why you'd buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.?
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From Cowbell to cow tipping:
Ich habe dich nicht gefragt.Comment
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not to get too technical, but you gotta point a cow's front to the open flame for the heat bursts. cows belch way more methane than what comes out the other end.Originally posted by trbig View PostK. Johnson
-1978 XS750SF - brought back from the dead with carb
triple clean and boots
-1982 XJ1100J - brought back from the dead by
replacing motor after throwing #4 rod
-1985 XJ750XN - shim job, oil change, ride. not bad for
$500 including new rear tire.Comment
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Voice of experience?Originally posted by kjohnson View Post I don't even want to know. Sounds like a good way to scorch a headliner!!
When a 10 isn't enough, get a 11. 80g HardbaggerComment
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