Merry Xmas from AuStralya!!

[Stralya]

WARNING
Do not click this link if there are Women or children present (Or faint of heart types)
This clip contains foul language and what's even worse, Australian humour.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Anyhoo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75rwh9DTDJk

Merry Xmas and a happy new year to all.

Dan
Yes, that's really how we speak.

[prometheus578]

"Spent a month training with a Royal Australian Infantry regiment."

Yes, that's how these people talk.
Yes, that's their humor.
At least they have a lot of good beer.
(That might explain why they're celebrating Christmas in November)

Oddly, I'm currently sitting here using an empty Foster's (Special Bitter) can as an ashtray.

[xsilerating]

Stralya wrote:

"Merry Xmas and a happy new year to all"

Aussie y'all right?
I know you guys can get a bit confused at times - hanging upside down at the bottom of the world and all - and, I realize that you are a bit ahead in time - zone, that is - but, check the calendar... you're a month too early!!!

[Stralya]

Well I figured it'd take you a month to stop laughing

Hey prom, glad to hear it's empty. btw, I was in the Army too. I was a Koala though (not to be exported or shot at) I was in the Royal Australian Signal Corps, 1975 - 77

[xsilerating]

Beat by a minute

(Last edited by prometheus578 on 11-24-2007 at 03:17 AM)

That's what happens when I try to watch TV and post a reply at the same time.

[xsilerating]

Re: Merry Xmas from AuStralya!!

Originally posted by Stralya
WARNING
Do not click this link if there are Women or children present (Or faint of heart types)
This clip contains foul language and what's even worse, Australian humour.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

... That was ( ) just ... ( ) terrible ( )

You should be ashamed of yourself

OK, that should make the censors happy. Now, keep that Aussie humour coming!!!

[Crazcnuk]

They may have lots of beer, and in large bottles too, but they drink it WARM!?!?!?!?

[Stralya]

WAAAAARRRRRMMMMM?????????

Wash your typing fingers with metho at once!!!!

Warm beer lives on trucks that deliver it to pubs who only sell it icy cold.

We ONLY drink beer ICY COLD!!!!!

It's in the Constitution. Selling warm beer is a capital offence.
We NEVER EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES drink warm beer.

Warm beer is an abomination in the eyes of god.

Pommies however, drink warm beer. Goodness only knows how they ever got an Empire.

Dan.
Beer Guru.

[Crazcnuk]

Then things have changed since I was last there...

People, in dinky little towns, sitting on the verandas of hotels, right out of a western, drinking warm Castlemain out of 1litre bottles....

[Stralya]

which they got out of the fridge!

[wingnut]

You know why the British drink warm beer don’t you? It’s because they all have Lucas refrigerators.

[Crazcnuk]

Ah, yes, Lucas, the Prince of Darkness!

[GNEPIG]

HA ha ha ha, Stralya, That was ****in funny!!
LOL

[fredintoon]

Hi Stralya,
that was absolutely disgusting!
The sound quality, I mean.
I've turned the sound up full and played the song several times and I still can't make it out so please help:-
1) what did they do to granpa to substitute for tinsel?
2) What was it that the little sister didn't get for Christmas?
If you fail me in this I will have to rely on my youngest son who is returning home next week after spending two years in Australia. His understanding of Strine will be fresh but his hearing is nackered from listening to Rock & Roll music so you are still my best bet.

[Stralya]

OK Fred, to spare any grief offspring wise.

1, They made the old .... sneeze!
2. A Pram.

Glad you liked it gang, he's a funny bastard to be sure but most of his stuff is so localised it's only funny to Aussies. He has heaps of stuff on youtube.

PS
I've actually met him. I offered to buy him a beer but he wouldn't let me pay. He said, "I make more money than you do mate"
Now that's Fair Dinkum Aussie for ya.