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  • I thought Wildkat was a gay man!

    Before the smelly stuff hits the rumour mill, I actually thought Wildkat was a gay man.

    I've apologised (in a manner of speaking) to her though.

    Is there no end to my stupidity?

    Dan
    Gender bender.
    Automotive Imbecile.
    Proud owner of 'The Swiftcicle'. (Swifty for short)
    '78E Full Vetter Dresser.
    1196 Big Bore Kit.

  • #2
    OMG!!

    That would truly come as a surprise to my husband and 3 kids...

    Kat
    (gay man stuck in a female's body)
    ... I still like that
    81 SH Something Special
    81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


    79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
    81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
    80 LG Black Magic
    78 E Standard Practice


    James 3:17

    If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

    “Alis Volat Propriis”

    Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
    For those on FB

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    • #3
      All I need is a little help...

      Yep... I'm a woman... and I'm not very well behaved...
      That would have been enough.

      Thanks for updating your signature.

      Now wait for the perverts to start PM'ing you.

      It's all my fault, my fault I tell you!!!

      Dan
      Trend setter.
      Automotive Imbecile.
      Proud owner of 'The Swiftcicle'. (Swifty for short)
      '78E Full Vetter Dresser.
      1196 Big Bore Kit.

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      • #4
        I thought she was a trucker from Sausalito, but her you never can tell with this internet thing.
        [Just kiddin' Kat ]
        [b][size=4][font=times][color=#BD0062]Wayne[/color][/font][/size][/b]
        [b][size=4][font=times][color=#095de5]TeXSive forever[/color][/font][/size][/b]
        The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

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        • #5
          Reminds me of...

          a little joke,
          One day in the great forest, a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a kangaroo to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. "Because you are the only two animals I have ever seen", the frog said. "I will grant you both three wishes. Bear, you go first."

          The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."
          For his wish, the kangaroo asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the kangaroo, wasting his wish like that.

          It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."
          Kangaroo asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.

          For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."
          The kangaroo grinned, gunned the engine, and said,
          ""I wish the bear was gay."


          mro

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          • #6
            joke

            nope, sorry didn't get it

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            • #7
              It's okay trukleon...

              neither did the bear...


              Wayne... shhhhh... that's my other secret... My third secret identity is as an undercover peanut... some people may think it's crazy... but it's just plain nuts (no salt added)...

              Good thing rotten tomatoes don't travel via the Internet...
              81 SH Something Special
              81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


              79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
              81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
              80 LG Black Magic
              78 E Standard Practice


              James 3:17

              If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

              “Alis Volat Propriis”

              Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
              For those on FB

              Comment


              • #8
                Re: I thought Wildkat was a gay man!

                Originally posted by Stralya
                Before the smelly stuff hits the rumour mill, I actually thought Wildkat was a gay man.

                I've apologised (in a manner of speaking) to her though.

                Is there no end to my stupidity?

                Dan
                Gender bender.
                So...what did you think I was? I'm her husband, and we have three kids. Imagine my surprise when I learned she was a gay man!
                Last edited by John; 09-18-2007, 07:23 PM.

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                • #9
                  That's FUNNY )
                  Rob
                  KEEP THE RUBBER SIDE DOWN

                  1978 XS1100E Modified
                  1978 XS500E
                  1979 XS1100F Restored
                  1980 XS1100 SG
                  1981 Suzuki GS1100
                  1983 Suzuki GS750S Katana
                  1983 Honda CB900 Custom

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                  • #10
                    Man... as much as I am down at John and Kat's... guess that makes the three of us a LOT closer than I thought we were??

                    Tod
                    Try your hardest to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.

                    You can live to be 100, as long as you give up everything that would make you want to live to be 100!

                    Current bikes:
                    '06 Suzuki DR650
                    *'82 XJ1100 with the 1179 kit. "Mad Maxim"
                    '82 XJ1100 Completely stock fixer-upper
                    '82 XJ1100 Bagger fixer-upper
                    '82 XJ1100 Motor/frame and lots of boxes of parts
                    '82 XJ1100 Parts bike
                    '81 XS1100 Special
                    '81 YZ250
                    '80 XS850 Special
                    '80 XR100
                    *Crashed/Totalled, still own

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                    • #11
                      Hey Tod

                      you sure got a purdy mouth...





                      Imagine my suprise
                      Geez! you think YOU were surprised?!?!?

                      81 SH Something Special
                      81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


                      79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
                      81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
                      80 LG Black Magic
                      78 E Standard Practice


                      James 3:17

                      If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

                      “Alis Volat Propriis”

                      Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
                      For those on FB

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        I'm a goose!

                        Like I said before, is there an end to my stupidity?

                        Sorry John. Btw, if Kat was a man, I'd turn gay too!

                        Her bike is sweet.

                        Dan
                        Wombat
                        Automotive Imbecile.
                        Proud owner of 'The Swiftcicle'. (Swifty for short)
                        '78E Full Vetter Dresser.
                        1196 Big Bore Kit.

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                        • #13
                          I did see her smoking a cigar once............
                          XS1100SF
                          XS1100F

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by oseaghdha
                            I did see her smoking a cigar once............
                            Oh my God Mother Goose used to smoke cigars.............
                            http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1241/1480921818_241eade448_s.jpg

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                            • #15
                              you sure got a purdy mouth...

                              Better watch the Deliverance references... The route we are riding in eastern Oklahoma... it may have been filmed there! lol. If I hear any banjos or someone hollering "Squeel like a pig, boy!"... I'm going to see how fast my bike is compared to others'!


                              Tod
                              Try your hardest to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.

                              You can live to be 100, as long as you give up everything that would make you want to live to be 100!

                              Current bikes:
                              '06 Suzuki DR650
                              *'82 XJ1100 with the 1179 kit. "Mad Maxim"
                              '82 XJ1100 Completely stock fixer-upper
                              '82 XJ1100 Bagger fixer-upper
                              '82 XJ1100 Motor/frame and lots of boxes of parts
                              '82 XJ1100 Parts bike
                              '81 XS1100 Special
                              '81 YZ250
                              '80 XS850 Special
                              '80 XR100
                              *Crashed/Totalled, still own

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