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  • #91
    Wildkat, I would look absolutely FANTABULOUS in your dress. Can I borrow it? Maybe then I could feel as pretty on the outside... as I do on the inside.
    2010 Kawasaki Z1000
    1979 SF: Millennium Falcon, until this Saturday

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    • #92
      "I feel pretty... oh so pretty..."

      I never let guys borrow my dresses anymore, because a couple of times... they looked better in them than I did...
      Then again... something about a nice pair of hairy legs in a dress...




      Ummmm LoHo... believe me... we are WELL protected... We have enough Specials... don't need anymore, thank you very much...


      Hey Tod! Clean off that monitor... sheesh! I'm a good girl... most of the time... It's the bad influences that cause me to act otherwise...


      81 SH Something Special
      81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


      79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
      81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
      80 LG Black Magic
      78 E Standard Practice


      James 3:17

      If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

      “Alis Volat Propriis”

      Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
      For those on FB

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      • #93
        "I would look absolutely FANTABULOUS in your dress. Can I borrow it?"

        Tommydearest,
        NOBODY can look their best in a borrowed dress, sweetie. Even after the surgery,
        one simply MUST create one's own wardrobe if you want the new you displayed to the best advantage.
        Of course, there's nothing wrong in finding out who creates Wildkat's dresses.
        Fred Hill, S'toon
        XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
        "The Flying Pumpkin"

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        • #94
          (Sniffle) I'm too poor for the surgery and I'm too poor for the dress! It's fruit basket style for me! Just like Jamie Gumb in The Silence of the Lambs. Perhaps some day... (sigh)
          2010 Kawasaki Z1000
          1979 SF: Millennium Falcon, until this Saturday

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          • #95
            Wildkat a gay man?

            Gee, I thought she was a famous international model!

            Go figure?

            Paul
            1983 XJ1100 Maxim
            1979 XS1100 Standard
            1980 XS1100 Special

            I'm not a motorcycle mechanic but I play one on the internet.

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            • #96
              Ummmm... yeah... that's me...

              Actually... I like to compare myself to a car... definitely not the high maintenance type... John says I'm like a Chevelle SS... sporty and a little faster than the rest...

              (He always knows the right things to say)
              81 SH Something Special
              81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


              79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
              81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
              80 LG Black Magic
              78 E Standard Practice


              James 3:17

              If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

              “Alis Volat Propriis”

              Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
              For those on FB

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              • #97
                Paul
                1983 XJ1100 Maxim
                1979 XS1100 Standard
                1980 XS1100 Special

                I'm not a motorcycle mechanic but I play one on the internet.

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                • #98
                  Nature's way

                  Wildkat posts (from a closed string)
                  " I have kids that act more mature than this... and I've been dealing with their fights all day..."

                  Hi Wildkat,
                  have you ever noticed how a mother's palm can be curved to the exact radius of the back of a child's head? Nature has made this so for a reason.
                  Fred Hill, S'toon
                  XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
                  "The Flying Pumpkin"

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                  • #99
                    Fred

                    I have asked this question to many a folk here in Texas, but nobody knows for sure...just what part of the the head is the "Upside"? You know, people always say he got hit right upside the head, and I have never figured it out.

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                    • Thanks Fred!

                      and here I've been using it on the wrong part of their body...
                      My problem with spankings... You know how parents say "This will hurt me more than it hurts you."? Well... just happens to be true in my case... I get a bruise on my finger right at the knuckle... They get over it in minutes and for me, it takes days...
                      Maybe I just need to practice more?

                      just what part of the the head is the "Upside"?
                      It's the part that I usually get you on...



                      Actually, I think it's the motion of the upward slap along the side of the head... not hard... just enough to say "well, duh.. that was stupid"... works for me...
                      Besides... if it hurts too badly... it's the downside...
                      81 SH Something Special
                      81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


                      79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
                      81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
                      80 LG Black Magic
                      78 E Standard Practice


                      James 3:17

                      If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

                      “Alis Volat Propriis”

                      Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
                      For those on FB

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                      • upside

                        Thats the side that don't duck enough.
                        Fastmover
                        "Just plant us in the damn garden with the stupid
                        lion". SHL
                        78 XS1100e

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                        • My 'before' photo



                          Nice pipes eh?
                          Automotive Imbecile.
                          Proud owner of 'The Swiftcicle'. (Swifty for short)
                          '78E Full Vetter Dresser.
                          1196 Big Bore Kit.

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                          • Mark it down in the history books...

                            I think I might possibly be speechless...

                            Oh wait... no... not yet...

                            I have to comment on the squared off nipples...
                            (and there isn't even a really good shot of the carbs...)



                            81 SH Something Special
                            81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


                            79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
                            81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
                            80 LG Black Magic
                            78 E Standard Practice


                            James 3:17

                            If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

                            “Alis Volat Propriis”

                            Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
                            For those on FB

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                            • Ahhhh...I love the way she says "nipples..."
                              "Time is the greatest teacher; unfortunately, it kills all of its students."

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                              • I saw that on ebay. Have been looking for an old bike mag with a scantily clad woman and an 11 for the garage. Problem is it is all in French and doesn't say worldwide shipping.
                                '81 XS1100 SH

                                Melted to the ground during The Valley Fire

                                Sep. 12th 2015

                                RIP

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