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I thought Wildkat was a gay man!
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What idiot started this thread anyway?
I need disciplining. Hey Maximam, I'm free tonight!
Dan
Penitent.Automotive Imbecile.
Proud owner of 'The Swiftcicle'. (Swifty for short)
'78E Full Vetter Dresser.
1196 Big Bore Kit.
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Hi Maximan,
that is not a photograph of you.
Look at the plastic skin, the exaggerated mammalian hypertrophy, the storklike legs, the masklike face with the vapid expression. The minimal garments are Kawasaki Green, a colour which no XS11 owner would ever wear.
That is not even a photograph of a human being at all.
That is a photograph of one of those rumoured "Full size adult Barbie dolls"
And what are you doing with one of those, eh?Fred Hill, S'toon
XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
"The Flying Pumpkin"
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Oh man!
Originally posted by GNEPIG
Wildkat who?
I'm now in luv with Maximam!
81 SH Something Special
81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels
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79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
80 LG Black Magic
78 E Standard Practice
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Originally posted by fredintoon
That is a photograph of one of those rumoured "Full size adult Barbie dolls"
And what are you doing with one of those, eh?
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"I guess your wife isn't really living in "Barbie's Dream House" after all."
Eh...it's no big deal...I'm married to a full sized barbie doll!"Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)
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Fredintoon murmered:
That is a photograph of one of those rumoured "Full size adult Barbie dolls"
And what are you doing with one of those, eh?
Uh, Fred, I can send you a video of some of the possibilities if you send me $79.95 and a P.O. box to mail it to..."Time is the greatest teacher; unfortunately, it kills all of its students."
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"Uh, Fred, I can send you a video of some of the possibilities if you send me $79.95 and a P.O. box to mail it to..."
Hi LoHo,
thanks for the offer. Firstly I'm too cheap to lay out $79:95 and secondly I like to delude myself that I can still cope with the real thing even at my age. BTW Is that the video titled "100 things to do with a peach, or 101 if you want to eat the f***er"?Fred Hill, S'toon
XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
"The Flying Pumpkin"
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Broken hearted....
There goes the best damn looking man I ever saw!
Dan
Shattered.Automotive Imbecile.
Proud owner of 'The Swiftcicle'. (Swifty for short)
'78E Full Vetter Dresser.
1196 Big Bore Kit.
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I like to delude myself that I can still cope with the real thing even at my age. BTW Is that the video titled "100 things to do with a peach, or101 if you want to eat the f***er"?
mro
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