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  • #61
    Ahhhh...Caleefornia's finest plastic surgeons can fix ANYTHING!

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    • #62
      "Me too"

      I'm now in luv with Maximam!
      Yeah, those are Maxi-mams alright.
      "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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      • #63
        What idiot started this thread anyway?

        I need disciplining. Hey Maximam, I'm free tonight!

        Dan
        Penitent.
        Automotive Imbecile.
        Proud owner of 'The Swiftcicle'. (Swifty for short)
        '78E Full Vetter Dresser.
        1196 Big Bore Kit.

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        • #64
          Hehehe...oh Strayla...2 bad UR in Oz...I bet you wished you could go on the Talihina ride now!

          Ahhh...isn't this place a HOOT!

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          • #65
            With a bod like yours....

            You can call me Strayla anytime you like....
            Automotive Imbecile.
            Proud owner of 'The Swiftcicle'. (Swifty for short)
            '78E Full Vetter Dresser.
            1196 Big Bore Kit.

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            • #66
              Hi Maximan,
              that is not a photograph of you.
              Look at the plastic skin, the exaggerated mammalian hypertrophy, the storklike legs, the masklike face with the vapid expression. The minimal garments are Kawasaki Green, a colour which no XS11 owner would ever wear.
              That is not even a photograph of a human being at all.
              That is a photograph of one of those rumoured "Full size adult Barbie dolls"
              And what are you doing with one of those, eh?
              Fred Hill, S'toon
              XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
              "The Flying Pumpkin"

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              • #67
                Oh man!

                Originally posted by GNEPIG
                Wildkat who?
                I'm now in luv with Maximam!
                Fickle fickle fickle



                81 SH Something Special
                81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


                79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
                81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
                80 LG Black Magic
                78 E Standard Practice


                James 3:17

                If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

                “Alis Volat Propriis”

                Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
                For those on FB

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by fredintoon

                  That is a photograph of one of those rumoured "Full size adult Barbie dolls"
                  And what are you doing with one of those, eh?
                  Eh...it's no big deal...I'm married to a full sized barbie doll!

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                  • #69
                    "I guess your wife isn't really living in "Barbie's Dream House" after all."

                    Eh...it's no big deal...I'm married to a full sized barbie doll!
                    Shame that you're built anatomically neutered, like the Ken doll was.
                    "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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                    • #70
                      Fredintoon murmered:
                      That is a photograph of one of those rumoured "Full size adult Barbie dolls"
                      And what are you doing with one of those, eh?

                      Uh, Fred, I can send you a video of some of the possibilities if you send me $79.95 and a P.O. box to mail it to...
                      "Time is the greatest teacher; unfortunately, it kills all of its students."

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                      • #71
                        "Uh, Fred, I can send you a video of some of the possibilities if you send me $79.95 and a P.O. box to mail it to..."

                        Hi LoHo,
                        thanks for the offer. Firstly I'm too cheap to lay out $79:95 and secondly I like to delude myself that I can still cope with the real thing even at my age. BTW Is that the video titled "100 things to do with a peach, or 101 if you want to eat the f***er"?
                        Fred Hill, S'toon
                        XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
                        "The Flying Pumpkin"

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                        • #72
                          This has been an entertaining thread...but it's getting too deep for this shallow "Ken Doll"

                          I'll leave it to you intellectual types...I'm checkin' out.

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                          • #73
                            This has been an entertaining thread...but it's getting too deep for this shallow "Ken Doll"

                            I'll leave it to you intellectual types...I'm checkin' out.

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                            • #74
                              Broken hearted....

                              There goes the best damn looking man I ever saw!

                              Dan
                              Shattered.
                              Automotive Imbecile.
                              Proud owner of 'The Swiftcicle'. (Swifty for short)
                              '78E Full Vetter Dresser.
                              1196 Big Bore Kit.

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                              • #75
                                I like to delude myself that I can still cope with the real thing even at my age. BTW Is that the video titled "100 things to do with a peach, or101 if you want to eat the f***er"?
                                Hey Fred, you still got teeth...or...do you just sorta gum it?


                                mro

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