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  • #16
    Which organ?

    "And yes, women still call me "The Organ from Washington."

    Hi Pro,
    that'd be the spleen, eh?
    Fred Hill, S'toon
    XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
    "The Flying Pumpkin"

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    • #17
      'Venting my spleen?"

      I usually "vent" from a different anatomical region.
      "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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      • #18
        And yes, women still call me "The Organ from Washington."
        What they actually said was "That TOOL up in Washington" Kinda the same thing.. but way different meaning. Sorry Pro.. lol. But... I guess it's your story. Tell it how you want to.

        And to be considered a MC Tech.... don't you actually have to work?? On MC's no less?


        Tod
        Try your hardest to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.

        You can live to be 100, as long as you give up everything that would make you want to live to be 100!

        Current bikes:
        '06 Suzuki DR650
        *'82 XJ1100 with the 1179 kit. "Mad Maxim"
        '82 XJ1100 Completely stock fixer-upper
        '82 XJ1100 Bagger fixer-upper
        '82 XJ1100 Motor/frame and lots of boxes of parts
        '82 XJ1100 Parts bike
        '81 XS1100 Special
        '81 YZ250
        '80 XS850 Special
        '80 XR100
        *Crashed/Totalled, still own

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        • #19
          I guess once a tech always a tech? Kinda like... I haven't been diving in over a year... but I guess I'm still a diver?

          Tod
          Try your hardest to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.

          You can live to be 100, as long as you give up everything that would make you want to live to be 100!

          Current bikes:
          '06 Suzuki DR650
          *'82 XJ1100 with the 1179 kit. "Mad Maxim"
          '82 XJ1100 Completely stock fixer-upper
          '82 XJ1100 Bagger fixer-upper
          '82 XJ1100 Motor/frame and lots of boxes of parts
          '82 XJ1100 Parts bike
          '81 XS1100 Special
          '81 YZ250
          '80 XS850 Special
          '80 XR100
          *Crashed/Totalled, still own

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          • #20
            Re: main attribute of a Guru is his ability to constantly run his mouth

            Originally posted by mro
            Guru Prometheus I know you're there
            show me the way
            watch over my XS
            be with me when I tune the carbs
            take away my fears and worries of second gear
            Please keep the fire lit to help me find my way home
            keep me from over torquing the cam chain tensioner
            temper your fire so I have not pre-ignition
            help me avoid the skunk in the road
            I feel your presence all around
            and I want to thank you for showing me
            that although I was lost, now I'm Xsive


            mro
            BTW,
            please check the oil and clean the windshield too
            Oh my gosh!!! The Gurus Prayer!!!

            I haven't read that passage from the Book of Eleven since I went to Temple in Merriam and saw the High Priest himself.

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            • #21
              Prom whimpered:
              (Just for general information: Do not get in a dispute with WildKat... unless you enjoy being humiliated)

              Cool...I usually have to pay extra for that downtown...
              "Time is the greatest teacher; unfortunately, it kills all of its students."

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              • #22
                LoHo,
                Now that was funny.
                "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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