Where are the budding Gurus?"

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  • fredintoon
    Master of XSology
    • Mar 2004
    • 6795
    • Saskatoon SK
    #16
    Which organ?

    "And yes, women still call me "The Organ from Washington."

    Hi Pro,
    that'd be the spleen, eh?
    Fred Hill, S'toon
    XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
    "The Flying Pumpkin"

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      • prometheus578
        XS-XJ Super Guru (RESIGNED)
        • Aug 2004
        • 4012
        • Olympia , Wa.
        #17
        'Venting my spleen?"

        I usually "vent" from a different anatomical region.
        "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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          • trbig
            Simply used to just post A LOT!
            • Nov 2005
            • 7838
            • Ada, Oklahoma
            #18
            And yes, women still call me "The Organ from Washington."
            What they actually said was "That TOOL up in Washington" Kinda the same thing.. but way different meaning. Sorry Pro.. lol. But... I guess it's your story. Tell it how you want to.

            And to be considered a MC Tech.... don't you actually have to work?? On MC's no less?


            Tod
            Try your hardest to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.

            You can live to be 100, as long as you give up everything that would make you want to live to be 100!

            Current bikes:
            '06 Suzuki DR650
            *'82 XJ1100 with the 1179 kit. "Mad Maxim"
            '82 XJ1100 Completely stock fixer-upper
            '82 XJ1100 Bagger fixer-upper
            '82 XJ1100 Motor/frame and lots of boxes of parts
            '82 XJ1100 Parts bike
            '81 XS1100 Special
            '81 YZ250
            '80 XS850 Special
            '80 XR100
            *Crashed/Totalled, still own

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              • trbig
                Simply used to just post A LOT!
                • Nov 2005
                • 7838
                • Ada, Oklahoma
                #19
                I guess once a tech always a tech? Kinda like... I haven't been diving in over a year... but I guess I'm still a diver?

                Tod
                Try your hardest to be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.

                You can live to be 100, as long as you give up everything that would make you want to live to be 100!

                Current bikes:
                '06 Suzuki DR650
                *'82 XJ1100 with the 1179 kit. "Mad Maxim"
                '82 XJ1100 Completely stock fixer-upper
                '82 XJ1100 Bagger fixer-upper
                '82 XJ1100 Motor/frame and lots of boxes of parts
                '82 XJ1100 Parts bike
                '81 XS1100 Special
                '81 YZ250
                '80 XS850 Special
                '80 XR100
                *Crashed/Totalled, still own

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                  • MAXIMAN
                    XS-XJ Guru
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 1817
                    • As far from the government as humanly possible.
                    #20
                    Re: main attribute of a Guru is his ability to constantly run his mouth

                    Originally posted by mro
                    Guru Prometheus I know you're there
                    show me the way
                    watch over my XS
                    be with me when I tune the carbs
                    take away my fears and worries of second gear
                    Please keep the fire lit to help me find my way home
                    keep me from over torquing the cam chain tensioner
                    temper your fire so I have not pre-ignition
                    help me avoid the skunk in the road
                    I feel your presence all around
                    and I want to thank you for showing me
                    that although I was lost, now I'm Xsive


                    mro
                    BTW,
                    please check the oil and clean the windshield too
                    Oh my gosh!!! The Gurus Prayer!!!

                    I haven't read that passage from the Book of Eleven since I went to Temple in Merriam and saw the High Priest himself.

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                      • LoHo
                        XS-XJ Guru
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 1341
                        • Fresno, CA
                        #21
                        Prom whimpered:
                        (Just for general information: Do not get in a dispute with WildKat... unless you enjoy being humiliated)

                        Cool...I usually have to pay extra for that downtown...
                        "Time is the greatest teacher; unfortunately, it kills all of its students."

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                          • prometheus578
                            XS-XJ Super Guru (RESIGNED)
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 4012
                            • Olympia , Wa.
                            #22
                            LoHo,
                            Now that was funny.
                            "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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