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  • #16
    Thanks mate.

    I try to keep it light in here.
    Automotive Imbecile.
    Proud owner of 'The Swiftcicle'. (Swifty for short)
    '78E Full Vetter Dresser.
    1196 Big Bore Kit.

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    • #17
      Anthropomorphism

      I ain't that erudite, I had to look it up.
      Sorry Wildkat, any personality your bikes seem to have is only in your mind. A reflection of personality traits you may have, or wish you had, or even regret that you have. Like a mirror. You think it adds ten years to your age and twenty pounds to your weight because it hates you? No, it's just a sheet of glass with a silver backing.
      Fred Hill, S'toon
      XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
      "The Flying Pumpkin"

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      • #18
        Humanization... personification... whatever you want to call it...

        You are much too literal on this one, Fred...
        Fine by me if your machine is cold (when not running)... heartless... You can view your bike anyway you wish... your right... I neither care to change it nor will I try...
        This thread was started in fun... I happen to recognize the different attributes of my bikes... How I choose to view their differences is completely up to me... being of a creative mind... I like to think that in their own way... they do have personalities... This is my right... However, I fully understand that they are machines...
        So fine... if you don't agree with me on this one... You don't have to post in this thread any longer...
        81 SH Something Special
        81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


        79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
        81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
        80 LG Black Magic
        78 E Standard Practice


        James 3:17

        If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

        “Alis Volat Propriis”

        Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
        For those on FB

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        • #19
          Uh-oh

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          • #20
            Well with my theory ever vehicle is female. As the saying goes if it's got tits or wheels it's eventually going to screw you.
            I hate signatures. Too many cars and Bikes to list here.

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            • #21
              Well, I call mine "de beul" in dutch.
              The dutch-english dictionary says: executioner, hangman, torturer.
              Now is that male or female
              XS1100 3X0 '82 restomod, 2H9 '78 chain drive racer, 3H3 '79 customized.
              MV Agusta Brutale 910R '06.
              Triumph 1200 Speed Trophy '91, Triumph 1200 '93.
              Z1 '73 restomod, Z1A '74 yellow/green, KZ900 A4 '76 green.
              Yamaha MT-09 Tracer '15 grey.
              Kawasaki Z1300 DFI '84 modified, red.

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              • #22
                Hi Wildkat,
                so long as we are aware of the difference between perception and reality.
                My particular soulless machine has the attributes of an elderly working girl who has had too many years working the rough trade. Under my tender care she's freshly painted up and still willing to party.
                Fred Hill, S'toon
                XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
                "The Flying Pumpkin"

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                • #23
                  So... She looks good... from a distance?
                  Nice day, if it doesn't rain...

                  '05 ST1300
                  '83 502/502 Monte Carlo for sale/trade

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Crazcnuk
                    So... She looks good... from a distance?
                    When wet:-)
                    '80 XS1100 SG
                    Don't let the good times pass you by..grab all you can
                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_Z4cjUlIo4

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                    • #25
                      I refer to the Battle Cruiser as He, but I think it's really female. It gets lots of attention when gussied up, demands lots of attention, gets me excited to ride...

                      I think it's a nod to my old Cold War Soviet Naval opposition who always refered to a naval vessel as a He.
                      Papa Gino

                      79 and something XS 1100 Special "Battle Cruiser"
                      78 XT 500 "Old Shaky"
                      02 Kawasaki Concours "Connie"

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                      • #26
                        Perception and reality

                        Heavens! That's a whole other post...


                        Party on
                        81 SH Something Special
                        81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


                        79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
                        81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
                        80 LG Black Magic
                        78 E Standard Practice


                        James 3:17

                        If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

                        “Alis Volat Propriis”

                        Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
                        For those on FB

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