Heard a new one tonight I thought you might like.

[Douglas Money]

Whats the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?



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The position of the dirt bag.

[81xsproject]

SWMBO says, "The Hoover stops sucking after you turn it off."

[concours]

No, no, no... tell it right! "...well the difference is, on a Hoover the dirt bag rides IN FRONT of the handlebars" LOL

[rover]

Nope------you can put TWO dirt bags on a Harley----and they go on top!!!

[webbcraft2150]

I heard that 95% of all HD's are still on the road, the other 5% made it home.

[rover]

I heard that 95% of all HD's are still on the road, the other 5% made it home---------------------------------------------------In the back of a pick um up truck----------------------------------------What do Harleys and hound dogs have in common? They spend much of their lives in the back of pick up trucks. -------------------The difference between them? The dog can get in by its self

[fredintoon]

For shame, you guys. Harleys were OK in the old days and the modern ones are OK too with all those Japanese parts in them.
Big, lumbering and old-fashioned maybe, but look at some of us!
It's the rubbie trendoid sphincters what drives them who deserve our contempt.
Fred Hill, S'toon.