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  • Douglas Money
    Truly XSive
    • Jun 2006
    • 179
    • Braidwood IL

    #1

    Heard a new one tonight I thought you might like.

    Whats the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?



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    The position of the dirt bag.
    1979 XS1100F (runnin the wheels off it)
    1979 XS650 (ran the wheels off it)
    1976 CB550F (ran the wheels off it)
  • 81xsproject
    XS-XJ Super Guru
    • Nov 2004
    • 3185
    • Fortuna, CA

    #2
    SWMBO says, "The Hoover stops sucking after you turn it off."
    '81 XS1100 SH

    Melted to the ground during The Valley Fire

    Sep. 12th 2015

    RIP

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    • concours
      XSive
      • Mar 2007
      • 43
      • Kensington, NH USA

      #3
      No, no, no... tell it right! "...well the difference is, on a Hoover the dirt bag rides IN FRONT of the handlebars" LOL

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      • rover
        XSive Maximus
        • Jan 2004
        • 765
        • central WI (715)

        #4
        Nope------you can put TWO dirt bags on a Harley----and they go on top!!!
        put something smooooth betwen your legs, XS eleven
        79 F (Blueballs)
        79 SF (Redbutt)
        81 LH (organ donor)
        79 XS 650S (gone to MC heaven)
        76 CB 750 (gone to MC heaven)
        rover has spoken

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        • webbcraft2150
          XS-XJ Guru
          • Sep 2002
          • 1605
          • AUSTIN.TX

          #5
          I heard that 95% of all HD's are still on the road, the other 5% made it home.
          When a 10 isn't enough, get a 11. 80g Hardbagger

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          • rover
            XSive Maximus
            • Jan 2004
            • 765
            • central WI (715)

            #6
            I heard that 95% of all HD's are still on the road, the other 5% made it home---------------------------------------------------In the back of a pick um up truck----------------------------------------What do Harleys and hound dogs have in common? They spend much of their lives in the back of pick up trucks. -------------------The difference between them? The dog can get in by its self
            put something smooooth betwen your legs, XS eleven
            79 F (Blueballs)
            79 SF (Redbutt)
            81 LH (organ donor)
            79 XS 650S (gone to MC heaven)
            76 CB 750 (gone to MC heaven)
            rover has spoken

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            • fredintoon
              Master of XSology
              • Mar 2004
              • 6795
              • Saskatoon SK

              #7
              For shame, you guys. Harleys were OK in the old days and the modern ones are OK too with all those Japanese parts in them.
              Big, lumbering and old-fashioned maybe, but look at some of us!
              It's the rubbie trendoid sphincters what drives them who deserve our contempt.
              Fred Hill, S'toon.
              Fred Hill, S'toon
              XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
              "The Flying Pumpkin"

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