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  • prometheus578
    XS-XJ Super Guru (RESIGNED)
    • Aug 2004
    • 4012
    • Olympia , Wa.
    #1

    "guru, Guru, Guru....!

    81xsproject....

    Makes guru... yet nothing profound to say.
    At least he didn't make any "Oscar winning speeches" or anything like that.
    This site doesn't need another blowhard when it already has me.
    Speaking of blow hard... 81xsproject... step frorward and blow out the candles on your GURU cake!

    "Speech... speech....!
    "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)
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    • 81xsproject
      XS-XJ Super Guru
      • Nov 2004
      • 3185
      • Fortuna, CA
      #2
      ThanXS, Prom. I was REALLY wanting to get my hydro-clutch done for the 1000 post. I don't really feel like a "guru," more like a guy who just had a thousand stupid questions to ask
      '81 XS1100 SH

      Melted to the ground during The Valley Fire

      Sep. 12th 2015

      RIP

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        • DiverRay
          Moderator
          • Nov 2004
          • 7603
          • Star, IDAHO
          #3
          Hey, if you asked the questions, they are NOT stupid. It's only the ones you DIDN'T ask that are stupid!
          Congrats!!!
          Ray Matteis
          KE6NHG
          XS1100 E '78 (winter project)
          XS1100 SF Bob Jones worked on it!

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            • Bauer
              XStremely XSive
              • Oct 2005
              • 269
              • Garrison ND
              #4
              Congrats 81, dont worry about the questions, thats what this place is for.
              Bauer
              1980 XS 1100 SG (The 3rd Degree) - The Cafe' Racer
              Image Photos @ http://photobucket.com/albums/f230/BauersXS11/
              1980 XS1100 G (The Trouble Maker)
              Fully stock and still goin at 65k miles

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                • prometheus578
                  XS-XJ Super Guru (RESIGNED)
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 4012
                  • Olympia , Wa.
                  #5
                  "I must disagree..."

                  I enjoy myself when people ask stupid questions.

                  Remember, "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.", or something like that.
                  "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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                    • mason79
                      XS-XJ Guru
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 1351
                      • los angeles, ca
                      #6
                      everyone is stupid to some people
                      "a good man knows his limitations" dirty harry
                      History
                      85 Yamaha FJ 1100
                      79 yamaha xs1100f
                      03 honda cbr 600 f4
                      91 yamaha fzr 600
                      84 yamaha fj 1100
                      82 yamaha seca 750
                      87 yamaha fazer
                      86 yamaha maxim x
                      82 yamaha vision
                      78 yamaha rd 400

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                        • 81xsproject
                          XS-XJ Super Guru
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 3185
                          • Fortuna, CA
                          #7
                          my new favorite saying (probably old): couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel!
                          '81 XS1100 SH

                          Melted to the ground during The Valley Fire

                          Sep. 12th 2015

                          RIP

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                            • John
                              XS-XJ Super Guru
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 5117
                              #8
                              How about "Has his head so far up his a$$ that he needs a glass bellybutton to see where he's going" Or a severe case of 'Crainal Rectumitis"

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                                • nubee
                                  XStremely XSive
                                  • Jan 2006
                                  • 206
                                  • Fort Worth Texas
                                  #9
                                  Vidiorectosis
                                  Nubee

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                                    • webbcraft2150
                                      XS-XJ Guru
                                      • Sep 2002
                                      • 1605
                                      • AUSTIN.TX
                                      #10
                                      Yeah!!!!! Another party with 12 virgins!!!!! Or was it 6?
                                      When a 10 isn't enough, get a 11. 80g Hardbagger

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                                        • randy
                                          XS-XJ Guru
                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 4521
                                          #11
                                          How about:


                                          "He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat"

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                                            • Incubus
                                              XS-XJ Guru
                                              • Aug 2006
                                              • 1003
                                              • Austin TX
                                              #12
                                              Stupid questions?

                                              When Gerald Ford was president there was a press conference with Gerald and Betty Ford. One of the reporters there asked Betty, "Have any of your kids ever used drugs?"

                                              Every other reporter in the crowd rolled their eyes. How could anybody ask such a stupid question!

                                              Until she answered, "Yes."

                                              As someone who once asked questions for a living, I firmly believe there are no stupid questions. If you don't know the answer, ask the question. How else will you learn?

                                              And let the know-it-alls who are much too smart to ask stupid questions keep making the stupid mistakes....

                                              Patrick
                                              The glorious rays of the rising sun exist only to create shadows in which doom may hide.

                                              XS11F (Incubus, daily rider)
                                              1969 Yamaha DT1B
                                              Five other bikes whose names do not begin with "Y"

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