"guru, Guru, Guru....!

[prometheus578]

81xsproject....

Makes guru... yet nothing profound to say.
At least he didn't make any "Oscar winning speeches" or anything like that.
This site doesn't need another blowhard when it already has me.
Speaking of blow hard... 81xsproject... step frorward and blow out the candles on your GURU cake!

"Speech... speech....!

[81xsproject]

ThanXS, Prom. I was REALLY wanting to get my hydro-clutch done for the 1000 post. I don't really feel like a "guru," more like a guy who just had a thousand stupid questions to ask

[DiverRay]

Hey, if you asked the questions, they are NOT stupid. It's only the ones you DIDN'T ask that are stupid!
Congrats!!!

[Bauer]

Congrats 81, dont worry about the questions, thats what this place is for.

[prometheus578]

"I must disagree..."

I enjoy myself when people ask stupid questions.

Remember, "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.", or something like that.

[mason79]

everyone is stupid to some people

[81xsproject]

my new favorite saying (probably old): couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel!

[John]

How about "Has his head so far up his a$$ that he needs a glass bellybutton to see where he's going" Or a severe case of 'Crainal Rectumitis"

[nubee]

Vidiorectosis

[webbcraft2150]

Yeah!!!!! Another party with 12 virgins!!!!! Or was it 6?

[randy]

How about:


"He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat"

[Incubus]

Stupid questions?

When Gerald Ford was president there was a press conference with Gerald and Betty Ford. One of the reporters there asked Betty, "Have any of your kids ever used drugs?"

Every other reporter in the crowd rolled their eyes. How could anybody ask such a stupid question!

Until she answered, "Yes."

As someone who once asked questions for a living, I firmly believe there are no stupid questions. If you don't know the answer, ask the question. How else will you learn?

And let the know-it-alls who are much too smart to ask stupid questions keep making the stupid mistakes....

Patrick