While the Cat's Away...the Mice Will Use Power Tools in the Kitchen!
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Tools in the Kitchen (sung to "Fool for the City" by Foghat)
Goin' to the super store, got you on my mind,
Money sure is pretty, I'll leave it all behind,
This is my decision, I'm praying I’m done ‘fore you come home this time.
'Cause I've got tools in the kitchen, I've got tools in the kitchen,
Tools in the kitchen, I've got tools in the kitchen.
Breathin' all the dusty air, cuttin’ and drillin’ some,
If I can’t get it done on time, I'll just get up and run.
I'm ready for the doghouse, ‘cause the delivery hasn’t come!
'Cause I've got tools in the kitchen, I've got tools in the kitchen,
Tools in the kitchen, I've got tools in the kitchen.
I'm like a fish out of water, I'm just a man in a hole.
The kitchen’s a mess and the shipment’s on hold.
I ain't no winey boy, I'm just a desperate man.
I'm gonna get it done just as fast as I can.
I'm tired of layin' back, hangin' around,
Waitin’ for that truck, that should be city bound.
{rippin guitar solo here}
I ain't no winey boy, I'm just a desperate man.
I'm gonna get it done just as fast as I can.
I'll hightail it for Main Street, step into the crowd,
Jump from a building, if I don’t do this job proud.
If she sees mess I’ve got, I'll be standing on a cloud.
'Cause I've got tools in the kitchen, I've got tools in the kitchen,
I've got tools in the kitchen, I've got tools in the kitchen...
I've got tools, (tools in the kitchen) Tools in the kitchen, (tools in the kitchen)
I've got tools, (tools in the kitchen) Tools in the kitchen, (tools in the kitchen)
The story (and pics) is here
The story (and pics) is here
Tools in the Kitchen (sung to "Fool for the City" by Foghat)
Goin' to the super store, got you on my mind,
Money sure is pretty, I'll leave it all behind,
This is my decision, I'm praying I’m done ‘fore you come home this time.
'Cause I've got tools in the kitchen, I've got tools in the kitchen,
Tools in the kitchen, I've got tools in the kitchen.
Breathin' all the dusty air, cuttin’ and drillin’ some,
If I can’t get it done on time, I'll just get up and run.
I'm ready for the doghouse, ‘cause the delivery hasn’t come!
'Cause I've got tools in the kitchen, I've got tools in the kitchen,
Tools in the kitchen, I've got tools in the kitchen.
I'm like a fish out of water, I'm just a man in a hole.
The kitchen’s a mess and the shipment’s on hold.
I ain't no winey boy, I'm just a desperate man.
I'm gonna get it done just as fast as I can.
I'm tired of layin' back, hangin' around,
Waitin’ for that truck, that should be city bound.
{rippin guitar solo here}
I ain't no winey boy, I'm just a desperate man.
I'm gonna get it done just as fast as I can.
I'll hightail it for Main Street, step into the crowd,
Jump from a building, if I don’t do this job proud.
If she sees mess I’ve got, I'll be standing on a cloud.
'Cause I've got tools in the kitchen, I've got tools in the kitchen,
I've got tools in the kitchen, I've got tools in the kitchen...
I've got tools, (tools in the kitchen) Tools in the kitchen, (tools in the kitchen)
I've got tools, (tools in the kitchen) Tools in the kitchen, (tools in the kitchen)
The story (and pics) is here
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