A little enlightenment into the mind of a woman...

[MikeFromMT]

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Occasionally writing your name in the snow is probably ok.
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My girlfriends father once said to me “Mike, I can appreciate that you can write your name in the snow when you pee, but what I don’t appreciate is when I see it’s in my daughters handwriting…”

thank you very much, I’ll be here all week!

[John]

Can I get a Rimshot please? Ba-dum-shh.

[trbig]

From a medical standpoint it is better to sit and pee, less stress on the bladder.

I like stress on my bladder.... let's me know when it's time to go write! And a womans bladder is weaker....Must be from all that sittin'! LOL... (I can hear another Wildkat rant about "No... it's from carrying YOUR hellions inside me for 9 months you ungratefull %^&^!$*$*&!^$*^!$ !!!! " )
God built us to be upright... Wildkat... just keep practicing. I have noticed as I age though... that it's getting alot harder to stop it so I can go back and dot that "I" lol.

Tod

[TADracer]

And sometimes it is just wise to stand (not sit) on the sidelines and watch the banter go back and forth like a long, drawn out tennis game that has gone into extra innings......what I say??

And, since this whole thread got started on a discussion of PMS, I now hear that there is a new syndrome called PMDD. Symptoms start two weeks before and last until two weeks after....is'nt that all the time?? Wait, I think my wife might have it!

Besides, the last time I wrote my name in the snow, I spelled it wrong and I could not correct it because I ran out.........

[fredintoon]

seat position

Once I worked with a man that had obsessive-compulsive disorder. He made his 8-year old SON sit down to pee because the lad might otherwise miss his aim and so force daddy the scrub down the entire bathroom. Again.
What I do, (just to keep peace in the house) is to lower the seat AND the cover.
This balances the effort between the genders as everybody has to lift something in order to use the facility.
Fred Hill, S'toon.

[TopCatGr58]

Originally posted by John
Can I get a Rimshot please? Ba-dum-shh.

I don't know, John? Your SWMBO is the X-bartender, is that one of the drinks she used to serve?? :

Pat and Tod, I remember reading that was better to pee standing up, especially for women. Tod is right, we are upright animals, and the bladder properly empties fully when released while standing. Was told that when women sit down, the bladder isn't emptied completely, and that leads to the frequent bladder infections women tend to suffer. Of course, women having a much shorter urethra, path from outside to bladder allows for bacteria to travel easier and contaminate it is another and possibly the real cause!

One of the funniest cartoons I saw years ago was of a man and his little boy at the toilet, he was trying to train him. There was this yellow stuff dripping from everything in the room, and the caption: Son, you're supposed to shake it AFTER you finish!
T.C.

[John]

Well. ya know...

Sometimes she'd have to make those exotic drinks, like fuzzy navel, sex on the beach, orgasms, etc... I'm glad I'm the only one that ordered them

[fredintoon]

standing upright

Gotta disagree about the "meant to stand upright" thing. Converting to a biped was a hasty bodge on a body ill designed for it. The original design was for a brachiating quadruped. ( swings thru the trees by the arms, picks grubs off the forest floor on all fours) That way the spinal column acts in tension with one's innards hung off it like a suspension bridge. Then we all moved out into the forest into the grasslands and the only ones to survive were those who stood up on their hind legs to see if the leopards were coming.
Alas that puts the spinal column into compression. And that's why we need chiropractors.
Fred Hill, S'toon.