Watch out for the winter critters

[BLUEJEEPLAB]

Well, ya can't blame me for tryin'. Guess I'll just go back to picking up women outside the Free Clinic downtown.

ROFL!!!! The good thing about the free clinic is that you can go back there after the date for treatment.

[John]

Originally posted by prometheus578
Well, ya can't blame me for tryin'. Guess I'll just go back to picking up women outside the Free Clinic downtown.

If one of them happens to tell you that she has acute angina, don't lift her skirt to see for yourself.

[mro]

acute angina

Hey john
Are you related to 650mike?


mro

[xs650mike]

Dang, this thread has gotten just about as hijacked as it can get. How about some more strange animal tales?

[DiverRay]

I think it's gotten to the strange animal tails, mike
Ray

[GNEPIG]

.. this has been funny so far, but if anyone starts any weird stories about gerbles, im outa here!

[prometheus578]

Not really motorcycle/small animal related, but...
...let the dogs out last night and they took off after a trespassing 'possum. They caught it, dropped it, and then stood there looking at each other. ("wha happened"?) After sniffing at it a few times they then trotted proudly back inside.
'Possum came back to life a few minutes later, laughed, and went on his way. Real killers those dogs are... real killers.

How about some more strange animal tales?

I'm not really certain about this, but I think that 'possum might have been headin' toward my bikes to do a little mischief.

[BLUEJEEPLAB]

Dog and animal stories - I have two stupid labs (20 million labs on the face of the planet, I get the TWO RETARDS!)

Last spring, a skunk got into my garage and the two morons decided they would rid the garage of him. Score - Skunk 2, Labs 0, Me -3. A trashed and stinky garage, 3 baths each for two dogs and one highly PO'd SWMBO.

[prometheus578]

Yes, but did the dogs save your bike from mischief?

[BLUEJEEPLAB]

Thankfully it was unscathed, but got a bath along with nearly everything else in the garage (that wasn't destroyed...)

[xs650mike]

The Easter Bunny

Last Easter Sunday my formerly feral Felix the Cat dragged a young jackrabbit into the garage. The jack was the same size as the cat, dead but still warm. I grabbed the rabbit away from the cat and flung it outside. The cat dragged it to a den he keeps under the rosemary hedge. Took him 3 days to eat it, he slept by the carcass between meals. All that was left was the tips of the ears and the front teeth, no fur...nothing. Why am I telling you this? I thought it important that everybody know that my cat ate the Easter bunny so don't expect any more eggs.