whats with the name ? XS11

[MAXIMAN]

Originally posted by GNEPIG
.. maybe 11 stands for how long the designer of the bikes penis is

I suppose guys are predisposed to sexual innuendos.

SWMBO walked through the garage the other day as I was admiring Zeus. I popped off saying "Hey baby...wanna ride my big Eleven."

If looks could kill...

[GNEPIG]

... this went to the gutter after you said the word NADS..

maybe 11 inches is every womans dream
.. before the 'weerod' the best harley's ever were made in italy

i seen someone wheelie a chicken wing once also

..all this talk of shafts has gotten my woman excited..
got to go now

[Pat Kelly]

OK, I've held-back as long as I could.
I read this on the 'other' XS1100 list. No offense is intended.

The Horse and the Chicken

The horse and the chicken were best friends. One day they wer out for a walk and the horse got stuck in the mud. "Help chicken!" cried the horse. The chicken knew she couldn't pull the horse from the mud so the chicken ran for help. The chicken came upon a Harley Davidson with the key in it. There was no one around so the chicken hopped on the bike, cranked it up, and rode over the the stuck horse.
"Hang-on horse!" said the chicken. Using all the power and torque, the Harley pulled the horse out of the mud. "Thank you little friend" said the horse. "No problem" said the chicken, "that's what friends are for".

Sometime later the horse and chicken were out on another walk. This time the chicken got stuck in a mud puddle. "Help horse" yelled the chicken. The horse straddled the mud puddle, dangleing his "XS11( )". "Grab-hold chicken" and the chicken did. The horse pulled the chicken out of the mud.

The moral of the story:
"When You're Hung Like a Horse, You Don't Need A Harley Davidson"

[81xsproject]

That it awesome! I'll have to remember that one for the next time I hear some jackass going on about their Hardly Worthitson.

[MAXIMAN]

Originally posted by Pat Kelly
The moral of the story:
"When You're Hung Like a Horse, You Don't Need A Harley Davidson" [/B]

[Snow]

Re: I learned something

Originally posted by sdanville
This is all about learing.

I did not know the 1100 yamaha was 1101 cc !

Some, I believe, are 1102cc ... or at least marked that way from the factory

[DiverRay]

I think they all are 1102cc. But when you are above a litre, 2cc don't make much difference.
Ray

[Renegade]

Originally posted by DiverRay
I think they all are 1102cc. But when you are above a litre, 2cc don't make much difference.
Ray

Oh, so you are telling us that size isn't important?

Sorry, couldn't resist that one.

[randy]

They're listed as 1101cc and 1102cc. Is mine bigger than yours?

[DiverRay]

I was just trying to bring this thread back out of the gutter!!

Ray

[LoserShoes]

Doing the math on the bore and stroke - 71.5mm x 68.6 gives a displacement of 1101.199..., YMMV depending on the precision you use for pi.


Steve

[Snow]

Mine's the biggest anyways, I have a 1196cc kit

[MAXIMAN]

Originally posted by Snow
Mine's the biggest anyways, I have a 1196cc kit

WOW...an XS12 (essentially). I bet the little chicken would've drown in the mud before she grabbed THAT!

[gnevelesx08]

Everyone should thank sdanville (Steve) for starting this entertaining and informative thread.

Thank Maiman for making it SMOOTH AND REFINED!

[MAXIMAN]

TC's gonna have to close this thread or put a "MUST BE 18" disclaimer on the start page of this place.