Bens' addiction
Hmmm,
Ain't that pickin your peaches a might before they's fuzzed up good?
One time Me-n-Mo found this kid who had gotten a bike from his Dad.
Dad bought it NEW in Colorado...had the dealer add the "Sampsonite Tour Package" a "Vetter Windjammer" fork brace, Am/FM radio and a CB!
Dad got old...and slid it off the side of an off ramp
Busted one bag lid, back peg,and put small 'scuffs' on the lever and side of the fairing.
Mom (we think) said "enough of that!" and that's how Junior got his first 'REAL' motorcycle.
Kool, HUH?
Yea, 'cept for one (little) thing, Junior don't know how to ride a "real motorcycle"
Then he meets and falls in love with his (current) wife...and that BIG 'Ol (and very heavy I might add) motorcycle gets pushed into the back of the garage...where it stays for the next 5 or so years.
Then one day... ...Yea, I know...
Anyway...fast forward to the driveway...here's the scene...
Me-n-Mo ride up on the Missile...and here's a TWENTYSOMETHING (employee of some computer firm, no kidding) and his BIG and very lovely wife, who's holding a baby in her arms standing by a FULLY DRESSED XS 1100 (looked like a stupid luggage cart).
Heck...it even had a CB antenna sticking 4 feet up in the air
So he tells me the story...then tells me that he-n-the-wife once tried to go 'camping' on it...and they ended up in a Motel...because it was "to BIG & HEAVY " to ride on dirt/gravel roads.
Asked me if I knew that it weighed "over a thousand pounds" And I said (out loud) OH yea...with you, her and all that "Stuff" on it, I can certainly believe that.
He said "my Dad says it is worth $1,500"
I said "sell it to him, then"
His wife was growing tired and the baby waz a fussin'
He then re-listed ALL the features AND additions...
And I said...look man, your dad nearly killed himself on it, you can't ride it, it needs a fork brace just to be 'rideable', it weighs a ton, and it's 22 years old, and has over 30K on it!! (he-he)
And if you want, you can take ALL that stuff off...'cause THIS is how I like em'...and pointed to the Missile...and besides...I ONLY paid $900.00 FOR THAT ONE (true)
It's $900.00 or you-n-the wife can push 'er back in the garage...
he said "let me talk it over with my wife"
Me-n-Mo started for the Missile...and I said to her "watch this"
I can't swear to this next part...but you married guys can certainly help me out...
I don't know X-actly what was said in those 10 seconds...but it probably went like this..."If you don't...(fill in blank) then you'd better not...(fill in blank)
It became our third bike...the '81 Special we call it the "New Kid"
Ain't LOVE Grand...
"Oh oh oh oh oh oh"
(LED ZEPPLIN cir-1973)
Hmmm,
Ain't that pickin your peaches a might before they's fuzzed up good?
One time Me-n-Mo found this kid who had gotten a bike from his Dad.
Dad bought it NEW in Colorado...had the dealer add the "Sampsonite Tour Package" a "Vetter Windjammer" fork brace, Am/FM radio and a CB!
Dad got old...and slid it off the side of an off ramp
Busted one bag lid, back peg,and put small 'scuffs' on the lever and side of the fairing.
Mom (we think) said "enough of that!" and that's how Junior got his first 'REAL' motorcycle.
Kool, HUH?
Yea, 'cept for one (little) thing, Junior don't know how to ride a "real motorcycle"
Then he meets and falls in love with his (current) wife...and that BIG 'Ol (and very heavy I might add) motorcycle gets pushed into the back of the garage...where it stays for the next 5 or so years.
Then one day... ...Yea, I know...
Anyway...fast forward to the driveway...here's the scene...
Me-n-Mo ride up on the Missile...and here's a TWENTYSOMETHING (employee of some computer firm, no kidding) and his BIG and very lovely wife, who's holding a baby in her arms standing by a FULLY DRESSED XS 1100 (looked like a stupid luggage cart).
Heck...it even had a CB antenna sticking 4 feet up in the air
So he tells me the story...then tells me that he-n-the-wife once tried to go 'camping' on it...and they ended up in a Motel...because it was "to BIG & HEAVY " to ride on dirt/gravel roads.
Asked me if I knew that it weighed "over a thousand pounds" And I said (out loud) OH yea...with you, her and all that "Stuff" on it, I can certainly believe that.
He said "my Dad says it is worth $1,500"
I said "sell it to him, then"
His wife was growing tired and the baby waz a fussin'
He then re-listed ALL the features AND additions...
And I said...look man, your dad nearly killed himself on it, you can't ride it, it needs a fork brace just to be 'rideable', it weighs a ton, and it's 22 years old, and has over 30K on it!! (he-he)
And if you want, you can take ALL that stuff off...'cause THIS is how I like em'...and pointed to the Missile...and besides...I ONLY paid $900.00 FOR THAT ONE (true)
It's $900.00 or you-n-the wife can push 'er back in the garage...
he said "let me talk it over with my wife"
Me-n-Mo started for the Missile...and I said to her "watch this"
I can't swear to this next part...but you married guys can certainly help me out...
I don't know X-actly what was said in those 10 seconds...but it probably went like this..."If you don't...(fill in blank) then you'd better not...(fill in blank)
It became our third bike...the '81 Special we call it the "New Kid"
Ain't LOVE Grand...
"Oh oh oh oh oh oh"
(LED ZEPPLIN cir-1973)
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