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  • #16
    HAHA, that Cool! Hey you could hook some nitrous up to it and when you purge it, it would come through the nostrils.
    Jeff
    77 XS750 2D completely stock
    79 SF XS1100 "Picky" stock with harley mufflers

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    • #17
      Oh, Joe ... No! No! No! NO!

      That is cool as heck! Get a tail light, put some LEDs on the horns for turn signals, then go downtown and get a sandwich!

      .
      -- Scott
      _____

      2004 ST1300A: No name... yet
      1982 XJ1100J: "Baby" SS Brakes, '850 FD, ACCT
      1980 XS1100G: "Columbo" SS Brakes, '850 FD, ACCT
      1979 XS1100SF: "Bush" W.I.P.
      1979 XS1100F: parts
      2018 Heritage Softail Classic 117 FLHCS SE: "Nanuk" It's DEAD, it's not just resting. It is an EX cycle.

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      • #18
        I think it's awesome! Nice Job!
        79 SF

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        • #19
          Maybe you could rig it to poop at stop lights and freak people out!
          Skids (Sid Hansen)

          Down to one 1978 E. Stock air box with K&N filter, 81H pipes and carbs, 8500 feet elevation.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by 3Phase View Post
            Oh, Joe ... No! No! No! NO!

            That is cool as heck! Get a tail light, put some LEDs on the horns for turn signals, then go downtown and get a sandwich!

            .
            just don't impale a pedestrian.

            How about an international experience. Take it to Pamplona for the running of the bulls. That would even the score up a bit....
            XS1100F 1980 European model. Standard. Dyna coils. Iridium plugs. XS750 final drive (sometimes). Micron fork brace. Progressive front springs. Geezer regulator/rectifier. Stainless 4 into 2 exhaust. Auto CCT (Venturer 1300) SOLD. New project now on the go. 1980 European model.

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            • #21
              A pooping bull

              Thanks for your thoughts and input guys.
              Skids ,Actually that idea is in the works,
              I have modified a caulk gun To achieve the pooping feature.
              There doesn't seem to be a good place to mount it because of it's size so am modifying a cookie press ,
              Also looked at a small fog machine for the smoking nostrils
              or a small torch for flame instead.
              Am still thinking about some kind of an articulating hoof
              and some red lenses that can be rotated to cover the eyes.
              It almost has to have some kind of a horn that makes bull sounds
              However there is a financial limit.
              I'm not sure I want to have thousands of dollars in bike that won't be worth 500(to most people)
              I am making sure that all I am doing is not reversible
              Note ....No frame cutting or wiring harness hackery.
              Am glad most of ya''ll are enjoying it
              Joe
              78standard,79 & 80 Specials; 2 x 650 Maxims; 4 x RD350's; yz450; 2 x Honda tlr's;2x jt1 mini.

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              • #22
                Hey Joe

                Surely you considered this seat option:

                http://www.ebay.com/itm/NOS-Vintage-...896120&vxp=mtr

                but opted for the real cowskin instead.

                This is a hilarious project- thanks for sharing it.
                -Mike
                _________
                '79 XS1100SF 20k miles
                '80 XS1100SG 44k miles
                '81 XS1100H Venturer 35k miles
                '79 XS750SF 17k miles
                '85 Honda V65 Magna ~7k miles
                '84 Honda V65 Magna 48k miles (parts bike)
                '86 Yamaha VMAX 9k miles

                Previous: '68 Motoguzzi 600cc + '79 XS750SF 22k miles +'84 Honda V65

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                • #23
                  See if you can get some patrons to donate to the cause, so that you could install one of these,
                  http://www.realtruck.com/wolo-electric-horns-bull-horn/
                  Back in the day, I think it was JC Witney that sold an electronic car horn that had a number of sounds in it's play list, and one was a bull bellow.

                  CZ

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                  • #24
                    eltoro update

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                    I still don't know if I am posting pics. correctly or not...hope so
                    Since my last post I have clear coated the skull and devised a sturdier support for it.
                    Also mounted the front fender after coating it with plasti dip,
                    was able to mount the gas tank after fabibing some bracketry to elevate the existing mounts,Capton zap assisted in eliminating the fuel pump and adding internal hose to pickup fuel.Didn't want to use the Suzuki tank but it has the shape I wanted .
                    I took a bicycle pump and removed the base ...covered it with cow print fabric
                    so it now has the pooping feature.
                    Sewed up the cowhide seat and sidecovers ,added fur to the tail,
                    Made a pvc canister that will house baby powder for co2 driven smoking nostrils.
                    Still hunting for a horn that actually sounds like a bull,
                    so far most sound like a sick goose.
                    Finally getting close!!!!!
                    78standard,79 & 80 Specials; 2 x 650 Maxims; 4 x RD350's; yz450; 2 x Honda tlr's;2x jt1 mini.

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                    • #25
                      Here they are....

                      2H7 (79) owned since '89
                      3H3 owned since '06

                      "If it ain't broke, modify it"

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                      • #26
                        That is just so wrong. <laughing> Nice work, Joe!

                        .
                        -- Scott
                        _____

                        2004 ST1300A: No name... yet
                        1982 XJ1100J: "Baby" SS Brakes, '850 FD, ACCT
                        1980 XS1100G: "Columbo" SS Brakes, '850 FD, ACCT
                        1979 XS1100SF: "Bush" W.I.P.
                        1979 XS1100F: parts
                        2018 Heritage Softail Classic 117 FLHCS SE: "Nanuk" It's DEAD, it's not just resting. It is an EX cycle.

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                        • #27
                          Joe, Nice. Can we get a picture from the front again. It looks as though you have his head on at a better angle now.
                          Phil
                          1981 XS1100 H Venturer ( Addie)
                          1983 XJ 650 Maxim
                          2004 Kawasaki Concours. ( Black Bear)

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                          • #28
                            ELTORO front


                            still haven't mastered the skills of posting pics.
                            thanks to those that have assisted.
                            78standard,79 & 80 Specials; 2 x 650 Maxims; 4 x RD350's; yz450; 2 x Honda tlr's;2x jt1 mini.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by rdmcguy View Post
                              (pictures)
                              It looks good from over here, Joe!

                              "An old cowboy went ridin' out one dark and windy day
                              Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
                              When all at once a mighty herd of red-eyed cows he saw
                              Plowin' through the ragged skies and up a cloudy draw!"

                              still haven't mastered the skills of posting pics.
                              thanks to those that have assisted.
                              Ahh! Picture posting hell! You'll figure it out; just need a little practice.

                              "As the riders loped on by him he heard one call his name
                              'If you wanna save your soul from hell a-ridin' on our range
                              Then cowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride
                              Tryin' to catch the devil's herd across these endless skies!'"
                              -- Scott
                              _____

                              2004 ST1300A: No name... yet
                              1982 XJ1100J: "Baby" SS Brakes, '850 FD, ACCT
                              1980 XS1100G: "Columbo" SS Brakes, '850 FD, ACCT
                              1979 XS1100SF: "Bush" W.I.P.
                              1979 XS1100F: parts
                              2018 Heritage Softail Classic 117 FLHCS SE: "Nanuk" It's DEAD, it's not just resting. It is an EX cycle.

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                              • #30
                                Nice Joe,
                                Your crazy idea is coming along nicely
                                I bet that skull will look scary wieh the lights are on.
                                Phil
                                1981 XS1100 H Venturer ( Addie)
                                1983 XJ 650 Maxim
                                2004 Kawasaki Concours. ( Black Bear)

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