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what the h*ll happend here?!...
hey there folks......see what happens when i don't check on you guys (and girls!) for 4 days.....you all hijack my thread and get all hinkey!.....
(and who the h*ll brought the soap box?!)....
...(looking around) i mention the word "grease" and you all go technical and crazy?!...
..(stepping up on his "own" soap box)..
..(and h*ll yes, its bigger than the one over there in the corner!)...
...(the house lights dim and a single spot light shines upon "my" soap box!)
...i did not enter the land of the final drive..
..there were no leaks and i like it that way!...
...i did dig all kinds of crud out of both the wheel and final drive, cleaned it out and slathered some high temp valvoline grease on each.....
....the XS gods did shine upon me when i took the wheel in to change out the prophylatic....i left the bushing in the wheel and did not notice had done such until i got back with the wheel and it fell out on the driveway!....whew!!
.....i sir, do not "tear up the countryside"!......i am a person of honor, with high standing in my local community, i donate my time helping save the planet, i'm a vegetarian that hugs trees, i stop in the middle of the road to let a mother duck and her little ducklings cross peacefully, i have a 4' x 4' hole in the ceiling of SWMBO's kitchen, i vote, and i own a gun!.....
....(ponders that last response).................................
...scr*w that, show me the countryside and let the tearing begin!....
...my neighbors love when i crack the throttle at 4:45 am every work day!
...i live in michigan....and i'm still standing!....
...i ride my "rebel devil" every chance i get and that helps the planet!
...GIVE ME STEAK OR GIVE ME DEATH!!
...i work in a wood shop and bring all of the scraps home and burn them in the fire pit!
...ducks....what ducks?!....(motorcycle roaring)....thud....."quack".....get the h*ll outta my way!
...the rest is true and factual!
...as far as using graphite on anything, my advise is "NO"!
...and if i see one of you pull out a "grease" science experiment, ya just might find yourself sleeping with da fishes!
...now i'm gonna leave you kids alone and ya better play nice.....i got some countryside to tear up, beer to drink, drywall to repair, taxes to pay, "hardleys" to smoke off the line and a rear tire just itching to smoke!!
(he steps off the soap box and fades into the darkness)
(the spotlight dims and the house lights come back up as the crowd murmurs)
....ride hard, ride safe....ross
hey there folks......see what happens when i don't check on you guys (and girls!) for 4 days.....you all hijack my thread and get all hinkey!.....
(and who the h*ll brought the soap box?!)....
...(looking around) i mention the word "grease" and you all go technical and crazy?!...
..(stepping up on his "own" soap box)..
..(and h*ll yes, its bigger than the one over there in the corner!)...
...(the house lights dim and a single spot light shines upon "my" soap box!)
...i did not enter the land of the final drive..
..there were no leaks and i like it that way!...
...i did dig all kinds of crud out of both the wheel and final drive, cleaned it out and slathered some high temp valvoline grease on each.....
....the XS gods did shine upon me when i took the wheel in to change out the prophylatic....i left the bushing in the wheel and did not notice had done such until i got back with the wheel and it fell out on the driveway!....whew!!
.....i sir, do not "tear up the countryside"!......i am a person of honor, with high standing in my local community, i donate my time helping save the planet, i'm a vegetarian that hugs trees, i stop in the middle of the road to let a mother duck and her little ducklings cross peacefully, i have a 4' x 4' hole in the ceiling of SWMBO's kitchen, i vote, and i own a gun!.....
....(ponders that last response).................................
...scr*w that, show me the countryside and let the tearing begin!....
...my neighbors love when i crack the throttle at 4:45 am every work day!
...i live in michigan....and i'm still standing!....
...i ride my "rebel devil" every chance i get and that helps the planet!
...GIVE ME STEAK OR GIVE ME DEATH!!
...i work in a wood shop and bring all of the scraps home and burn them in the fire pit!
...ducks....what ducks?!....(motorcycle roaring)....thud....."quack".....get the h*ll outta my way!
...the rest is true and factual!
...as far as using graphite on anything, my advise is "NO"!
...and if i see one of you pull out a "grease" science experiment, ya just might find yourself sleeping with da fishes!
...now i'm gonna leave you kids alone and ya better play nice.....i got some countryside to tear up, beer to drink, drywall to repair, taxes to pay, "hardleys" to smoke off the line and a rear tire just itching to smoke!!
(he steps off the soap box and fades into the darkness)
(the spotlight dims and the house lights come back up as the crowd murmurs)
....ride hard, ride safe....ross
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