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  • "FREE KAWASAKI's" (for locals only.)

    OK, not free, but....
    OK.. here's the scoop.
    Restructure here... We are pulling out of Kawasaki!
    Moto International/Cycle Mart will no longer be a Kawasaki dealer.
    "So What?" you say.
    Here's what I say...
    All remaining inventory goes at dealer cost.
    Actually, all remaining inventory can go for LESS than dealer cost!
    Sold another ZX14 at cost today, have one left(Blue)
    Have thirty dirtbikes... KX50's up to KX450's, etc.
    Have four KLR650's,
    Quads out the a$$
    A bunch of ZX some-thing-or-others.
    Brand new '05's, '06's and '07's.
    I will even personally "prep" them for you with my own loving hands!(now that's a deal!)
    One '07 Vulcan 900(I like these... I was gonna buy three and sell them myself)
    Two days left...
    Bikes are being picked up Monday.
    Come one.. come all...
    Big sale Saturday... and we'll even be open Sunday

    (10:30 and I'm sitting here drinking Bloody Mary's with the boss.)

    If I recall right... no freight... no set up, just tax and license.
    Sorry.. we can't ship them.

    I need to get this stuff out of here so I can get more Vespa's in the shop. HURRAY FOR ME!!!!

    DETAILS:
    CycleMart
    8003 Martin Way E.
    Olympia, Wa
    (360)493-2277
    Ask for Michelle, (manager) or "R.A." (Sales),

    Do not, under any circumcisions, ask for the Service Manager....
    He's over-worked, under-paid, and is so far behind on fixing customer's bikes that he's been staying at work till midnight all week just to catch up.
    He wanted VICTORY to go Bye-Bye instead, but no one listens to him!
    Oh yeah, we also have '04 and '05 Victory's too, at cost!


    (The drinking doesn't help... but doesn't hurt, either!)
    "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

  • #2
    Geographic discrimination!!

    Oooooohhhhhh I'm tellin'!!!
    Hey MODERATOR!!! prometheus is discriminating!!
    It's not fair I tell you!
    How come I can't have a ZX14 at below cost too?
    I want one!!

    Fine... I'm going to go pout... now see what you did?









    81 SH Something Special
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    James 3:17

    If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

    “Alis Volat Propriis”

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    • #3
      "Expressions"

      Is that one of those smouldering, quasi-sexual pouts that women use on weak men to get their way?
      Do you do that "Baby Talk" stuff, too?
      John may fall for that all the time, but I wont.
      (at least... not anymore)
      "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mechanic!' ('Bones' McCoy)

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      • #4
        Ha!

        as if... I don't do the baby talk since I found it doesn't work anyway... and it sounds down right stupid... The pout will only work if the request is reasonable (or moderately so) to begin with... so a token gesture at best...

        I can see that it has the same affect on you as it does on John... none...
        I guess I'll have to try the stronghold on you as well... though over the Internet, I find that to be a bit of a stretch... would you mind doing it for me?


        (by the way... tried to send you a quick note regarding said bikes... but it seems you are TOO popular )
        81 SH Something Special
        81 frame, 80 tank and side covers, 79 tail light and carbs, 78 engine, 750 final drive mod, Geezer rec/reg, 140 mains, LH wheels


        79 SF MEAUQABEAUXS
        81SH Nor'eas tah (Old Red)
        80 LG Black Magic
        78 E Standard Practice


        James 3:17

        If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out their drink; then my day is not wasted.

        “Alis Volat Propriis”

        Yamaha XS 1100 Classic
        For those on FB

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        • #5
          Jeeze, just found out I'm weak, SWMBO's pout works, even after 25 years. Damn.
          Papa Gino

          79 and something XS 1100 Special "Battle Cruiser"
          78 XT 500 "Old Shaky"
          02 Kawasaki Concours "Connie"

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