From the mouth of babes

[xs650mike]

Hey gnepig, is that a Harley Davidson (Aermacchi) tiddler in that photo?

[TopCatGr58]

Performance with older rubber!

Hey Prom,
Looks like that Massage Therapist is having a bad influence on you!

Sounds like you've got a bad sealing problem! IF the lips don't make a tight fit around the rim, then you're just blowing hot air! The beads need to be wet! A tight grip around the circumference can help to expand the sidewalls as well! You may not have enough meat left on your tire carcass due to excessive chafing?

Trying to handle tight curves with an underinflated unit is asking for disaster! The more I run mine thru the twisties, the firmer it seems to get. But like clockwork, at the end of a good ride, my pressure valve always seems to fail, and I end up with "neverleak" sealant all over the place! I hear that a good sleeve can extend the performance considerably, but you just don't get the same feel for the road grooves!
T.C.

Originally posted by prometheus578
I just don't know... I'm not satisfied with the rear tire that I have. Kinda skinny. Tried over-inflating it, to, you know, expand it a little, but... still doesn't perform right. Seems to lose power and just flop around when I encounter curves and soft shoulders. Doesn't hold well with use... or last too long, either. Think it's too soft... would like something harder.
I thought that the problem might be that my axle shaft was crooked... or that my nuts were too tight.
I thought about getting a new rim... but geez... I'd hate to have to go through life tubeless!

[GNEPIG]

.. wow Curtis, that was great, so potty mouth yet with a hint of poetry. if i wasn't such a perv i would almost beleive your story

.. pro, do i detect a hint of envy?

[mro]

This site has it ALL

From mc service/repair to cage trannies
To the Cow Shed and Debbie’s fanny
Personal grooming, to dogs
A few little jabs at the hogs
Computers, this and that
Someone slipped in a post of his cat
A email from mom
True confessions from prom???



mro
don't play with your mouse (this means you TC)
tune in next week for "As the Thread Unravels" (part 2)

[prometheus578]

"This is terrible..."

What moral decay.
At least we're keeping it clean... in a vulgar sort of way.

Looks like that Massage Therapist is having a bad influence on you!

I think it is I that's the bad influence. After hiding from human contact for five years, it's nice to feel a woman grasp my barrel and shoot off a few rounds again.
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The tricky thing about dating a massage therapist... you don't want to "rub 'em the wrong way".

[JWSanders]

Ah yes, there's nothing more satisfying than finding a woman that knows how to work your gun!

I've kinda made it a requirement. The last time I heard "Guns are bad" from a woman I was dating was the last time.

[xs650mike]

Shooting women?

I've taught 2 women to shoot. Goes like this...

Me: "Hold the rifle so. Put the bead in the notch on the target and squeeze the trigger."

Woman: "Like this?" BANG! Bullseye!

Now why can't I shoot like that?

[MAXIMAN]

Re: Shooting women?

Originally posted by xs650mike
I've taught 2 women to shoot. Goes like this...

Me: "Hold the rifle so. Put the bead in the notch on the target and squeeze the trigger."

Woman: "Like this?" BANG! Bullseye!

Now why can't I shoot like that?

Ain't it the truth? Most women I know are deadly accurate. My wife and sister come to mind. However my daughter-in-law is paid to shoot accurately. She a wildlife control specialist for the Federal government.

My best friend was trying out for the US Olympic Small Bore team back in the late 70's. One of the best shots in that comptetion was a "gurl".

[don07tncav]

Well Maxi ya shamed me into taking the leather tassels off of my Valk. The PO had them on the bike and I left them there but alas they are gone....

Speaking of woman shooters, reminds me of the time our guineas keep going poop on our porch and my wife kept chasing them off. The flock of them liked to poop on the porch and they kept coming back to that location.

I got home from work one day and there were dead guineas all over the yard and my wife was on the porch with my Ruger 10/22 with a 50 round clip.

They had pooped once too often. One poor bird who was the sole survivor was making strange noises looking for his buddies out in our pasture. She got him from 75 yards away. Most of the birds in the yard were head shot and guineas have small heads.

Moral of the story to me was NEVER poop or pee off the porch... she's too good a shot!!

[prometheus578]

"Remind me not to visit"

Moral of the story to me was NEVER poop or pee off the porch... she's too good a shot!!

Q: "What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?"
A: "Yeah... I thought so! That's why you won't be invited back to my house again!"