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  • New cruiser hits the market!

    Hey gang, heard the news?

    JOHNSON MARINE UNVEILS NEW LINE OF MOTORCYCLES

    At a press conference late Monday, the CEO of Johnson
    Marine, makers of Johnson outboard marine engines and other
    recreational equipment, unveiled a new line of heavyweight
    cruiser style motorcycles designed to compete head to head
    with industry leader Harley-Davidson.

    Peter Long, Johnson brands marketing manager said, "We
    have studied the market and determined that Harley, while
    highly successful, has narrowly missed the mark when
    targeting motorcycle buyers". Long added, "We at Johnson
    are convinced that our product hits the target dead center
    and promises to draw sales away from Harley-Davidson in a
    way no other motorcycle has been able to accomplish".

    The new line of bikes, marketed under the name Big Johnson
    Motorcycles, will, according to Long, deliver what Harley
    has only promised. "Our research show that this, a Big
    Johnson, is what Harley buyers are really after".

    At the unveiling of the new line Monday, several current
    Harley owners agreed. "When I bought my Harley, what I
    really needed was a Big Johnson," said one Harley owner.
    "But I see now that riding a Harley is no replacement for
    having a Big Johnson."

    Manager Long also said that his company would follow the
    lead of Harley-Davidson and cash in on a huge market for
    non-motorcycle related products. "We realize that not every
    guy can have a Big Johnson," said Long, "But image is very
    important to people. If they don't have a Big Johnson, they
    at least want to project the image of having one."

    Asked if he anticipated Big Johnsons showing up in the
    hands of Harley owners, Long said it was unlikely. "I just
    don't see the need to have a Harley if you have a Big
    Johnson," he said. "And I can't imagine someone who spends
    all their resources to acquire a Harley having a Big
    Johnson. I think it boils down to this - You either have a
    Harley, or you have a Big Johnson, but you are not likely
    to have both." "Given the choice," said Long, "I think most
    guys will opt for the Big Johnson."

    Another force driving sales for the company will come from
    women. A survey of the wives and girlfriends of nearly
    1,000 potential motorcycle buyers indicates less than 5%
    would approve of their partner spending $15,000 on a Harley
    Davidson. But, when asked if they would be willing to pay
    the same amount of money to get their partner a Big
    Johnson, nearly 4 out 5 thought that would be money well
    spent.

    One female present at the product unveiling was quoted as
    saying, "There is no way I will let Lonnie drop 15 grand on
    another one of those Harleys, but 15 grand to get him a Big
    Johnson? Well, that's something we could both enjoy, and
    it's something he really needs."

    Carla Roundheel, manager of the dealership network now
    being established, said her motto is simple. "I service
    what we sell." Big Johnson Motorcycles will be traded on
    the New York stock exchange under the abbreviation PNSNV.
    Shiny side up,
    650 Mike

    XS1100SF "Rusty", runs great, 96k miles
    XS650SJ "The Black Bike", engine from XS650H with 750cc big bore kit, 30k miles

    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out and defiantly shouting, "WOW, what a ride !" - [URL="http://www.flyingsnail.com/Sprung/index.html"]Sprung[/URL]

  • #2

    LOL.... good one.

    LP
    If it doesn't have an engine, it's not a sport, it's only a game.
    (stole that one from I-dont-know-who)

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    • #3
      Papa Gino

      79 and something XS 1100 Special "Battle Cruiser"
      78 XT 500 "Old Shaky"
      02 Kawasaki Concours "Connie"

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      • #4
        SWMBO has assured me that as long as I own an XS, I don't need a Big Johnson. This is very comforting to know.
        S.R.Czekus

        1-Project SG (Ugly Rat Bike)(URB)
        1-big XS patch
        1-small XS/XJ patch
        1-XS/XJ owners pin.
        1-really cool XS/XJ owners sticker on my helmet.
        2-2005 XS rally T-shirts, (Bean Blossom, In)
        1-XVS1300C Yamaha Stryker Custom (Mosquito)
        1-VN900C Kawasaki Custom (Jelly Bean)

        Just do it !!!!!

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        • #5
          New motorcycle



          At my age it's too late fo a Big Johnson anyhow. And besides it wouldn't get used enough to really enjoy. So I''ll stick
          my little boy XS.
          Good one to start the day


          woodbutcher

          keep ridin'

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          • #6
            Derivative

            Not withstanding the merits of having a Big Johnson their entire advertisement was plagiarised from the original 1930's campaign for the Hampton Cycle & Carriage Works new supercharged V-twin.
            Who can forget the immortal slogan:-
            "Woo the Flappers with your Mighty Hampton"
            Fred Hill, S'toon.
            Fred Hill, S'toon
            XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
            "The Flying Pumpkin"

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            • #7
              I thought it was stolen from Hurley-Pugh or Spagforth but you're the expert.
              Shiny side up,
              650 Mike

              XS1100SF "Rusty", runs great, 96k miles
              XS650SJ "The Black Bike", engine from XS650H with 750cc big bore kit, 30k miles

              Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out and defiantly shouting, "WOW, what a ride !" - [URL="http://www.flyingsnail.com/Sprung/index.html"]Sprung[/URL]

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              • #8
                Big Johnson

                Bummer!!!
                You all pulled the plug

                wanted to post about my REALLY BIG JOHSON

                oh , this is the MC site isn’t it
                never mind


                mro

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                • #9
                  Spagforth Motorcycles, Ltd.

                  While on the subject of mythic bikes...

                  http://www.spagforth.com/

                  An alternative reality, sort of like Middle Earth...

                  and...

                  From Bob Ellis on the Yam650 list we have truth stranger than fiction...

                  http://www.britishanzani.co.uk/History.htm

                  Mythic...

                  Shiny side up,
                  650 Mike

                  XS1100SF "Rusty", runs great, 96k miles
                  XS650SJ "The Black Bike", engine from XS650H with 750cc big bore kit, 30k miles

                  Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out and defiantly shouting, "WOW, what a ride !" - [URL="http://www.flyingsnail.com/Sprung/index.html"]Sprung[/URL]

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                  • #10
                    Hampton

                    Hi 650mike,
                    though familiar with the alternative universe of Hurley-Pugh and Spagforth (was that company not formerly Spagthorpe, or perhaps a clone?) I made up the Hampton Cycle and Carriage Works all by myself so I could use the double entendre "Mighty Hampton"
                    as a counter to the "Big Johnson" string.
                    As some may not be aware, hampton is an old British slang term for the male genetic code transfer device.
                    Whether the term came from Hampton Court, built by one of the more lascivious English Kings as a residence for his mistresses, or whether the building was named after the term I do not know.
                    Fred Hill, S'toon.
                    Fred Hill, S'toon
                    XS11SG with Spirit of America sidecar
                    "The Flying Pumpkin"

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                    • #11
                      I caught your drift!
                      Shiny side up,
                      650 Mike

                      XS1100SF "Rusty", runs great, 96k miles
                      XS650SJ "The Black Bike", engine from XS650H with 750cc big bore kit, 30k miles

                      Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out and defiantly shouting, "WOW, what a ride !" - [URL="http://www.flyingsnail.com/Sprung/index.html"]Sprung[/URL]

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