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This will get you wound up. Just been reading about the latest sleazy governmental hidden agendas. Very soon - sooner than you think - all road going vehicles will be required by law to have compulsory speed monitering satellite chips affixed. They're secretly trialing the systems as we speak. Your bike will now be tracked and monitered 24 hours a day.
Gun your bike away from the lights and exceed the speed limit for a few seconds - and Pow! you'll receive an instant fine via Email. Twist the throttle and perform a fast 3 second passing manouvre on the highway - and Pow! another instant fine. Find yourself a deserted empty back country road and - god forbid - blow the cobwebs out of your bike - and Wham! you'll receive an even bigger fine.
Expect to receive an immediate vehicle confiscation notice that night. Of course, the satellites will be linked directly to your bank account. Go for a cruise and break the speed limit by a few mph, and you'll receive an Email advising you that x amount of dollars was instantly deducted from your account that day.
For the poor slobs such as myself who run a semi-loud 4-1 exhaust, well, in conjunction with the multitudes of surrepticiously hidden roadside decibel monitering systems, we're gonna get really hammered. The good old days of fast motorbikes are to be well and truly stomped on.
Don't be naive enough to think that the money grubbing beuracrats won't try it on. To all XS11 owners, it's time to bow your heads and accept the fact that YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE WILL BE FUTILE.
Have a nice day.
Gun your bike away from the lights and exceed the speed limit for a few seconds - and Pow! you'll receive an instant fine via Email. Twist the throttle and perform a fast 3 second passing manouvre on the highway - and Pow! another instant fine. Find yourself a deserted empty back country road and - god forbid - blow the cobwebs out of your bike - and Wham! you'll receive an even bigger fine.
Expect to receive an immediate vehicle confiscation notice that night. Of course, the satellites will be linked directly to your bank account. Go for a cruise and break the speed limit by a few mph, and you'll receive an Email advising you that x amount of dollars was instantly deducted from your account that day.
For the poor slobs such as myself who run a semi-loud 4-1 exhaust, well, in conjunction with the multitudes of surrepticiously hidden roadside decibel monitering systems, we're gonna get really hammered. The good old days of fast motorbikes are to be well and truly stomped on.
Don't be naive enough to think that the money grubbing beuracrats won't try it on. To all XS11 owners, it's time to bow your heads and accept the fact that YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE WILL BE FUTILE.
Have a nice day.
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